orang kampung kata

Orang kampung says:
Karen naik ( electric ).... tol naik.... ayaq naik (water: referring to both tariff and also water level on both river and highway included NKVE and Federal Highway).. kereta naik harga.. bas sekolah naik harga.... ikan kembung naik harga.. petrol naik harga.... teh tarik ikut naik harga... roti canai naik harga... rokok naik harga... carlberg naik harga ( ok.. muslim cannot take it , ok !! ) , gas memasak naik harga...
hehehehhehehe
Nasib baik getah pun naik harga... !!!!!


some info
sebelum 1990 - RM 0.89
Tahun 1990 - RM 1.10 (kenaikan RM 0.21)
01/10/2000 - RM 1.20 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
20/10/2001 - RM 1.30 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
01/05/2002 - RM 1.32 (kenaikan RM 0.02)
31/10/2002 - RM 1.33 (kenaikan RM 0.01)
01/03/2003 - RM 1.35 (kenaikan RM 0.02)
01/05/2004 - RM 1.37 (kenaikan RM 0.02)
01/10/2004 - RM 1.42 (kenaikan RM 0.05)
05/05/2005 - RM 1.52 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
31/07/2005 - RM 1.62 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
Hari ini: 28/02/2006 – RM 1.92 (kenaikan RM 0.30)

pipe blocked by......

what have caused the pipe blocked ????
Sigh.. you wont believe this !!

In case you can't read the small picture :

Re: Masturbation in Showers

We have recently found several blockages in showers in university owned accomodation, most commonly caused by human hair.

However, over last term we found many of these blockages to be caused by large quantities of what we have now determined to be semen. This is intolerable, and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of DNA matching if the problem persists.

May we advise students who wish to masturbate to do so in the comfort of their own rooms, rather than in the showers.

Thank you for taking time to read this document

P Robinson, Director, Estates and Buildings

Killing Rakyat

Wah Lau !!! Alots of blog have spread out the news and emotion on the petrol new price... so not going to say more liao...
Killing Rakyat laa !!!

Address ?? which one ?

The youth nowadays......
maybe when you ask them... what is mouse ? they will show you the "Manually Operated User Selection Equipment"................................. COMPUTER MOUSE laaa

Besi buruk is better than submarine

Via Utusan: Tijgerhaai dan Zwaardis, dua buah kapal selam Belanda yang mulanya diura-ura akan dijual kepada Malaysia akhirnya akan dimusnah menjadi `besi buruk'.
Hahahah ... now only we know that..... Besi buruk is better than submarine..
Hooray to the Lumut Biggest kilang besi buruk

Horror scene

For those of you with a weak stomach, Heart Problems
don't go any further...
This is quite shocking.
He fell from a fair height and on impact he literally
split open and his
internals came out... You can see the horror on the
faces of those around him.

Yoga Kid

Yoga is good for health.. it can be practice anywhere.. besides that , it should be practiced since small....

Valentine's Gift baby

Hope that you won't get this as your valentine's gift or next year valentine's gift

Fish Suicide

Brian lost a lot of $$$ during CNY becos of gambling.. He was so frustated and decided to commit suicide... he bought a balloon.. and....

Cubicle War start

The Radio Controlled Missile Launcher.It’s got flashing lights and groovy missile launching audio effects. You need more? If so, you are clearly suffering from an insatiable missile lust which will never be quenched. Let the cubicle wars begin!

Patrol the perimeter of your backyard with flashing lights, dirt-throwing tank treads and exciting audio effects – then launch up to 10 foam missiles in a massive thunder attack. You have full control with this remote control tank – even over rough terrain it can move forward, reverse or do 360-degree spins. To launch the missiles, elevate the missile turret, rotate it left or right, then let ‘em go. You can launch all 10 at once or one at a time – and watch them soar a distance of up to 15 feet.

Motorola MS600

Breaking news from Korea!
Motorola has just announced the release of their latest model, the MS600. It's very thin (14.5mm), looks very nice and takes over some elements from the V3 (the keyboard for example).
The MS600, an ultra-thin slider phone. It is just over half-an-inch thick and takes a lot of features from a possible predecessor, the Motorola V3. It also has a digital camera, mp3 player and such. It is available through SK Telecom in Korea this month, no word if it will be hitting the rest of the world.

Indian Taxi

Have anyone seen those Indian's special 3 tyres taxi in the Indian's movie?
Oh.. now it have been upgraded.
Wow... nice leh!!

Confuse Road Sign

Most of you will sure travel alot during the long Chinese New Year holiday.. anyway..have anyone of you seen this sign before ???