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Monday, April 17, 2006

How to boots up the economy

 

When there were no viable economic projects, workers might be asked to dig holes in the ground and covering them up later. Malaysia has found a better way, build CIQ and demolish part of it, and then rebuild other parts. Malaysia boleh!

“The Sun 17th April of Works Minister, Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu statement that “Part of the new Customs, Immigration and Quarantine (CIQ) complex in Johor Baru has to be demolished to make way for a straight road to connect the complex to the Johor Causeway, yesterday…. “


Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Malaysia English .. break letter

 
A literal translation from Malay.

"Tijah ingin memutuskan perhubungan dengan boyfriend MAT SALLEH nya...

Dia tak sanggup bertemu muka, Lalu dia pun mengutus surat... surat tu
macam ni bunyinya:


Hi, my motive write this letter is to give know you something.

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I have think about this very cook cook.

I know I clap one hand only. Correctly, I have seen you and she together
at town with eyes myself. You always ask for apology back back.
I
don't trust you again!!! You are really crocodile land.

My Friend speak you play wood three... Now I know you correct correct
play wood three. So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle.
I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.
So, I break off to go far from here. I don't want you
to play play with my liver.
I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you.
I
don't want banana to fruit two times... Safe walk...

Tijah"

Saturday, April 08, 2006

5 Highest Paying Google Adsense Keywords List

 
Can anyone tell me why these Adsense keywords pay a high cost per click ?

The top 5 high paying keywords still pay more than $45 per click as per their post.

$54.33 mesothelioma lawyers
$47.79 what is mesothelioma
$47.72 peritoneal mesothelioma
$47.25 consolidate loans
$47.16 refinancing mortgage



Thursday, April 06, 2006

Sad Love story

 
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 km/h on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day :
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

Feel touching ??? Opps.. this is NOT what I want you to feel or to think about..

Lesson learnt: aiyaa... BOTH SHOULD WEAR HELMET laaaa
very sad.. they dont follow the undang-undang keselamatan jalan raya.

06:06:06 06/06/06

 
On 6th June , at six minutes and six seconds after 6:00
in the morning, the time and date will be 06:06:06 06/06/06.

OK.. that's all... wait for what ??
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