一小学老师在和学生解释"乳"，乳即是小的意思，
比如乳鸽，乳猪等。之后老师要求小强造句。
小强：因为现在房价太高了，所以我家只能买得起50平方尺的乳房。
老师汗，说：再造一个
小强：我年纪太小，连一米宽的乳沟都跳不过去。
老师大汗，说：再来一个
小强：老师，我真得想不出来了，我的乳头都快想破了。
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