tuan tuan, memang banyak ni. sumpah
it is this much. believe me
at least this much.
despite what outsyed the box says
ok it is this much
banyak ni kut. hang jangan klentong
Thursday, January 09, 2014
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Wednesday, April 07, 2010
Win Win Win for UMNO-APCO
The Hulu Selangor parliamentary by-election will be contested by the MIC, Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak announced.....
hahaha , Najib is a very clever politician..
if MIC win , BN win , he win , his 1Malaysia concept win..
if MIC lose , BN lose , UMNO win as UMNO will claim that because of MIC , BN lose and UMNO will be contest for the seat next GE.
See... it is a win-win situation----> for Najib and UMNO-APCO
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Stay Safe and Secure over the Holiday Season
During the forthcoming Holiday Season your personal safety and security is as important as ever. You may be breaking from normal routine, embarking on personal travel, shopping in busy locations or carrying more cash or valuables at this time of year than is normal.
Please stop to think about your actions in order to avoid exposing yourself, friends or family to unnecessary dangers:
• Do not carry excessive amounts of cash
• Use cash machines during daylight hours if possible
• Protect your PIN number at cash machines
• Do not walk away from cash machines until your money is concealed
• If you are shopping:
- Park in a recognized well lit area
- Do not leave valuables in view within the vehicle
- Do not leave your laptop in your parking vehicle, take it along with you where you go
• Avoid walking alone at night
• Tell somebody where you are going and when you expect to return
• If you are travelling over the holiday period:
- Ensure your home is secured – leave a key with a trusted person
- Be prepared – have a plan if arrangements are delayed
- Make sure your travel documents are current and valid
- Give your itinerary to a family member or friend
• Be aware of your surroundings at all times
• If you are suspicious of a person or a situation, walk away and report it to the appropriate authorities
• If you sense danger – react to your feelings, they are generally correct
By taking some basic precautions and remaining alert, you can prevent yourself, family and friends from becoming an unnecessary victim.
Friday, November 20, 2009
“Nike” is Made In China.. “Nike” means ‘Just Do It’ ---> China - Just Do it
Ever wonder why Hu Jin-Tao suddenly so interested to pay a visit to Strait of Malacca ??
He is actually would like to compare before and after of ..... what ??
He is actually would like to compare before and after of ..... what ??
The Chinese are building an oil and gas pipeline – total project cost about RM8.7 Billion ! ! The pipelines run from the coast at Kyaukphyu to Kunming in Yunnan...
well.. you may ask , what it is going to do with Strait of Malacca ?
These pipelines will enable oil from the Middle East to bypass the Strait of Malacca and save seven days sailing time. Huge savings !!
Presently about 80 per cent of China's oil imports come through the Straits of Malacca. It would cut the cost of oil delivery to China by about $0.50/barrel ($3/m3)
What is the impact to Malaysia ?
NO MORE BUSY TRAFFIC on Strait of Malacca..... yoohooo !!
** If China can build the Arks ; these pipeline --- sap sap water laaa
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
Ganyang Malaysia !!
If they run the campaing Ganyang Malaysia now ; we Malaysian will need to beware of the indonesian worker around our neighbourhood , beware of your indon maid , she may put shit into your meal !!
Activists conduct sweep against Malaysians on street
The Jakarta Post , Jakarta | Tue, 09/08/2009 10:33 PM | National
Dozens of activists from the Ganyang Malaysia (Crush Malaysia) Volunteers conducted a street sweep against the neighboring country’s citizens on Jl. Diponegoro, in Central Jakarta, on Tuesday.
The ID card check lasted about three hours before the police stepped in and dispersed the activists, who failed to find any Malaysian national.
The volunteers, clad in red and white accessories, stopped every pedestrian, motorcyclist and driver, asking them to show their ID cards.
One of the volunteers, Aji Kusuma, said the group initiated the sweep as they were disappointed with the government's slow response to Malaysia’s repeated claims on Indonesian cultural heritage.
“Our dignity and pride has been trampled on, but the government seems to ignore it,” secretary-general of the Volunteers to Defend Democracy (Repdem) told The Jakarta Post.
“We need a decisive government and we don't think it exists under President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono.”
The ID check caused the traffic around Cikini in Menteng district to halt for several hours despite the police’s efforts to channel the flow of vehicles to alternative routes.
Central Jakarta Police chief of operation Adj. Sr. Comr. Aries Syahbudin said the sweeping was considered illegal.
“They did not notify us about their rally in advance,” Aries said.
The activists threatened to conduct another sweep in the next few days.
“We will evaluate our action today before we plan the next rally. It could take place outside the Malaysian embassy,” Aji said.
Founding president Sukarno launched a Ganyang Malaysia campaign in the mid 60s to fight against the formation of a Malaysian confederation state, which was deemed as a neo-colonialist power’s move to lay siege to Indonesia. (bbs)
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Ameno and Cow
What is the similarity between Ameno and the Cow ?
The brain ?
The meat ?
The shit ?
The fat ?
Judge it yourself !!
Answer: Dua-dua sudah MAMPUS
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Arab is rapper aint terrorist
There's no business like goat business.... for Arab of course..
If the Arab choose to be rapper instead of terrorist , those black going to close shop and fuck-off
ROCK ARAB !!!!
Monday, August 24, 2009
Tips on AH1N1 Prevention
1. Frequent hand-washing (well highlighted in all official communications).
2. "Hands-off-the-face" approach. Resist all temptations to touch any part of face (unless you want to eat or bathe).
3. Gargle twice a day with warm salt water (use Listerine if you don't trust salt). H1N1 takes 2-3 days after initial infection in the throat/ nasal cavity to proliferate and show characteristic symptoms. Simple gargling prevents proliferation. In a way, gargling with salt water has the same effect on a healthy individual that Tamiflu has on an infected one. Don't underestimate this simple, inexpensive and powerful preventative method.
4. Similar to 3 above, clean your nostrils at least once every day with warm salt water. Not everybody may be good at Jala Neti or Sutra Neti (very good Yoga asanas to clean nasal cavities), but blowing the nose hard once a day and swabbing both nostrils with cotton buds dipped in warm salt water is very effective in bringing down viral population.
5. Boost your natural immunity with foods that are rich in Vitamin C (Amla and other citrus fruits). If you have to supplement with Vitamin C tablets, make sure that it also has Zinc to boost absorption.
6. Drink as much of warm liquids as you can. Drinking warm liquids has the same effect as gargling, but in the reverse direction. They wash off proliferating viruses from the throat into the stomach where they cannot survive, proliferate or do any harm.
The Secret... Laws of Attraction
Recently , I came across a book called : The Secret. I will start imagine that I am the DaMaCai Jackpot for 13 Sept 2009. Do wait for my good news ! Yes !!!!!
The Secret is a best-selling 2006 New Age self-help and spirituality book written by Rhonda Byrne. A film based on the book was released shortly after the book in DVD format. The tenet of the book is that an individual's focused positive thinking can result in life-changing results such as increased wealth, health, happiness and more. The book achieved high sales after being featured in two episodes of Oprah, whereafter the book reached the top of the New York Times bestseller list and the film based on the book reached #1 on the sales charts on Amazon.com.
The book has also reached a high level of notoriety and criticism from those who claim that the book misleads readers with its claims of positive thinking being able to influence a reader's life and real-world outcomes.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Malaysia Malay VIP involvement in Beer Business
For those who think that Malaysian ( especially Malays ) is lousy at making business... You are so naive. The Malay is now expanding their influence into the international brewery business...
Maybe one day we will have Kirin Beer produced in Malaysia.
Kirin completes divestment from SMC
MANILA, Philippines--Kirin Brewery of Japan has completed its divestment of a 19.9- percent stake in San Miguel Corp. by selling it to a group led by businessman Roberto Ongpin for about P40 billion.
Some 314 million SMC B shares -- open to foreign investors -- were crossed at the Philippine Stock Exchange at a price of P63 per share on Friday, stock market sources said.
Kirin earlier made a deal to sell its stake in SMC to Q-Tech Alliance Holdings Inc.
Among the local incorporators of Q-Tech are Ongpin and Petron Corp. president Eric Recto.
Also among the investors are Mirzan Mahathir, chairman of Crescent Capital Bhd. and eldest son of former Malaysian Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Terrorist =/= Indian
Russell Peter jokes :
Indian is not terrorist .. they are different .. they dont come from same region , dont eat the same food , dont speak the same language..
They hate different person .
Terrorist hates Americans... Indian hates each others.
Terrorist likes to blow up the airport ,Indian likes to work in airport ...
Monday, July 27, 2009
Yasmin Ahmad is a "he" ?
Yasmin Ahmad = Zulkifli Abdullah ??
Whatever laa... Why should we care about the gender , just put the attention to Yasmin's film and TVC . Full stop !!
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Insurance for your ...... private part
Only in Malaysia , you will find an Insurance Company who willing to accept yinsurance for your private part !!
Monday, July 20, 2009
Answers for Rakyat
Just modified the justice for benghock poster available in jeffooi.com which i felt is not so "feel" enough....
The original poster have DAP party symbol , which carried partisan sentiment which is not supposed to be happen in this case where we are fighting for ...
Justice for All...
At the same time, the poster didnt carry strong msg to all as it contains too much words. We should have just simple but strong words : Answers for Rakyat is enough ..
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Kelantan Half Bridge
After Sweden-Denmark.. Malaysia or to be precise , Kelantan will have half-bridge build across the sungai Kelantan.......
As.... UMNO get almost 50% of the vote in the Manek Urai ( MU ) by-election.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
水至清时，无鱼！ 人至贱时，无敌！
问世间；贱是什么？
达成目标的策略？面对环境的屈辱？
看贱思贱善用贱...
贱哉。。 贱哉。。
贱的三六九等:
下贱无极
等而下之的贱就是突破了不要脸的极限，很可惜，现在大行其道的贱客多半居于此列。
中贱智慧
往上一点的是要贱出幽默贱出素质，贱出情商贱出品味，有内涵的贱才是真的贱！
上贱若水
贱到极致就是贱到忘情、人在贱中而不知其贱，贱的人和贱人周围的人已经不觉得他贱了，这就是把贱做成艺术甚至宗教了
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
No Need Sekolah Wawasan , but more PAS ceramah
If you would like to have integration among races in Malaysian , the solution for it is not the Sekolah Wawasan , but ...................
PAS's ceramah !!!
Only in Pakatan Rakyat's ceramah that you can see ahpek , tok aji , maniam sit together without border among them . Under the same sky , on the same grass. The "perpaduan antara kaum" is being practised not just talk only. A new hope for Malaysian !!
