The teacher ask the student :
what is your ambition?
To be a Minister ....
Why ?
Imagine that the Minister can lost RM350,000 in valuables to thieving maids.
at home leh..... imagine how much he have in total in bank and shares and properties...
Wah.. manyak kaya leh....
Oh ya... can support subsidy or not ???
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
buying new car ???
Although car price is dropping after the NAP , and at the same time ,I got my yearly salary increment and adjustment ( sigh.. dun mention it.... compare to the big head "I" company... we are loser )........ but dont think I am affordable for a new car..so................ use glue n poster.. show off nia maa
Stupid Malaysian's Maths ???
Scenario one:
Boss... how much is this Nasi Lemak Ayam Goreng ?
RM2.50 ...
Err... I just want the Ayam Goreng , how much arrh ?
I dont sell the ayam goreng only ... I sell the Nasi Lemak Ayam Goreng !!
Boss, boleh laa... just sell me the Ayam Goreng laa...
Ok laa.. kawan punya pasal.... ok... RM 5.00 for the Ayam Goreng.
WTF !!!
Scenario two:
Boss... how much is this Nasi Lemak Ayam Goreng ?
RM2.50 ...
Err... I just want the Nasi Lemak , how much arrh ?
I dont sell the nasi lemak only ... I sell the Nasi Lemak Ayam Goreng !!
Boss, boleh laa... just sell me the nasi lemak laa...
Ok laa.. kawan punya pasal.... ok... RM 5.00 for the nasi lemak.
WTF !!!
Scenario three:
Boss... how much is this Nasi Lemak Ayam Goreng ?
RM2.50 ...
Err... I just want the Ayam Goreng , how much arrh ?
I dont sell the ayam goreng only ... I sell the Nasi Lemak Ayam Goreng !!
Boss, boleh laa... just sel me the Ayam Goreng laa...
Ok laa.. kawan punya pasal.... ok... RM 5.00 for the Ayam Goreng.
Err... like that arrhh.. then now I just want the Nasi Lemak , how much arrh ?
I dont sell the nasi lemak only ... I sell the Nasi Lemak Ayam Goreng !!
Boss, boleh laa... just sell me the nasi lemak laa...
Ok laa.. ok... RM 5.00 for the nasi lemak.
thinking n thinking .....................
Ok laa boss ... give me 2 set of Nasi Lemak Ayam Goreng..
Nah.. here u are: 2 Nasi Lemak and 2 Ayam Goreng ... bungkus separately.
total is RM5.00
Any idea what is happening ? Nah... go to here
Boss... how much is this Nasi Lemak Ayam Goreng ?
RM2.50 ...
Err... I just want the Ayam Goreng , how much arrh ?
I dont sell the ayam goreng only ... I sell the Nasi Lemak Ayam Goreng !!
Boss, boleh laa... just sell me the Ayam Goreng laa...
Ok laa.. kawan punya pasal.... ok... RM 5.00 for the Ayam Goreng.
WTF !!!
Scenario two:
Boss... how much is this Nasi Lemak Ayam Goreng ?
RM2.50 ...
Err... I just want the Nasi Lemak , how much arrh ?
I dont sell the nasi lemak only ... I sell the Nasi Lemak Ayam Goreng !!
Boss, boleh laa... just sell me the nasi lemak laa...
Ok laa.. kawan punya pasal.... ok... RM 5.00 for the nasi lemak.
WTF !!!
Scenario three:
Boss... how much is this Nasi Lemak Ayam Goreng ?
RM2.50 ...
Err... I just want the Ayam Goreng , how much arrh ?
I dont sell the ayam goreng only ... I sell the Nasi Lemak Ayam Goreng !!
Boss, boleh laa... just sel me the Ayam Goreng laa...
Ok laa.. kawan punya pasal.... ok... RM 5.00 for the Ayam Goreng.
Err... like that arrhh.. then now I just want the Nasi Lemak , how much arrh ?
I dont sell the nasi lemak only ... I sell the Nasi Lemak Ayam Goreng !!
Boss, boleh laa... just sell me the nasi lemak laa...
Ok laa.. ok... RM 5.00 for the nasi lemak.
thinking n thinking .....................
Ok laa boss ... give me 2 set of Nasi Lemak Ayam Goreng..
Nah.. here u are: 2 Nasi Lemak and 2 Ayam Goreng ... bungkus separately.
total is RM5.00
Any idea what is happening ? Nah... go to here
A touching story: say I LOVE YOU
"forwarded to me just now "
After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman
out to dinner and a movie. She said I love you but I know this other
woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.
The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has
been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three
children had made it impossible to visit her, only occasionally.
That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie.
"What's wrong, are you well," she asked? My mother is the type of
woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a
sign of bad news.
"I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I
responded. "Just the two of us."
She thought ! about it f or a moment, and then said, "I would like
that very much."
That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit
nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed
to be nervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on.
She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to
celebrate her last wedding anniversary. She smiled from a face that was
as radiant as an angel's.
"I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they
were impressed, "she said, as she got into the car. "They can't wait to
hear about our meeting".
We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and
cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady. After we sat
down, I had to read the menu. Her eyes could only read large print.
Half way through the entries , I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting
there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips.
"It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small," she
said.
"Then it's time that you relax and let me return the favor," I
responded.
During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation - nothing
extraordinary, but catching up on recent events of each other's life.
We talked so much that we missed the movie.
As we arrived at her house later, she said, "I'll go out with you
again, but only if you let me invite you." I agreed.
"How was your dinner date?" asked my wife when I got home.
"Very nice. Much more so than I could have imagined," I answered.
A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happened
so suddenly that I didn't have a chance to do anything for her.
Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant
receipt from the same place mother and I had dined.
An attached note said: "I paid this bill in advance. I wasn't sure
that I could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plate s - one
for you and the other for your wife. You will never know what that
night meant for me. I love you, son."
At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in
time: "I LOVE YOU!" and to give our loved ones the time that they
deserve. Nothing in life is more important than God and your family.
Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off
till "some other time
After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman
out to dinner and a movie. She said I love you but I know this other
woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.
The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has
been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three
children had made it impossible to visit her, only occasionally.
That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie.
"What's wrong, are you well," she asked? My mother is the type of
woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a
sign of bad news.
"I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I
responded. "Just the two of us."
She thought ! about it f or a moment, and then said, "I would like
that very much."
That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit
nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed
to be nervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on.
She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to
celebrate her last wedding anniversary. She smiled from a face that was
as radiant as an angel's.
"I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they
were impressed, "she said, as she got into the car. "They can't wait to
hear about our meeting".
We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and
cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady. After we sat
down, I had to read the menu. Her eyes could only read large print.
Half way through the entries , I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting
there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips.
"It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small," she
said.
"Then it's time that you relax and let me return the favor," I
responded.
During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation - nothing
extraordinary, but catching up on recent events of each other's life.
We talked so much that we missed the movie.
As we arrived at her house later, she said, "I'll go out with you
again, but only if you let me invite you." I agreed.
"How was your dinner date?" asked my wife when I got home.
"Very nice. Much more so than I could have imagined," I answered.
A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happened
so suddenly that I didn't have a chance to do anything for her.
Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant
receipt from the same place mother and I had dined.
An attached note said: "I paid this bill in advance. I wasn't sure
that I could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plate s - one
for you and the other for your wife. You will never know what that
night meant for me. I love you, son."
At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in
time: "I LOVE YOU!" and to give our loved ones the time that they
deserve. Nothing in life is more important than God and your family.
Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off
till "some other time
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Engineer : SHIT
For those who still applying job or looking for study course..and your ambition is to be an engineer..
Ready to be in deep shit...
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Dr.M: Fuel Price WRONG !! ....
Pak Lah... you are wrong !!!!!
Is this what Dr. Mahathir trying to say ??
hint: who is the one who control the Ringgit , BNM Gabenor ??
you are half-true... who is the Gabenor's boss??
Via: TheStar
Is this what Dr. Mahathir trying to say ??
hint: who is the one who control the Ringgit , BNM Gabenor ??
you are half-true... who is the Gabenor's boss??
Via: TheStar
PUTRAJAYA: The 30 sen fuel increase could have been avoided if the ringgit was strengthened against the US dollars by fixing the local currency exchange rate.
Former Prime Minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad said the increase was inevitable as the ringgit was “tied almost rigidly” to the US currency, hence when the price of oil quoted in the greenback went up, so did the fuel price here.
“If Malaysian currency is strengthened, the increase in prices in US dollars will not cause such a big increase in oil price paid in the ringgit.
“Our money is undervalued. If our currency is strengthened, the price of oil here will not go up so high,” he told reporters after a dialogue session with University Malaya’s student council members at the Perdana Leadership Foundation Wednesday.
On Feb 28, the Government had announced an increase in the price of petrol to RM1.92 a litre and diesel to RM1.58. Crude oil prices had soared to over US$62.91 (RM232) a barrel recently.
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
MP Kaki Bodek Supports Fuel Price Hike Up To 40 Sen A Litre
To you know who is the Best Actor in Malaysia ??This guy laa..... sandiwara in front of boss...
KAKI BODEK No. 1 !!!
Via Bernama:
MP Supports Fuel Price Hike Up To 40 Sen A Litre
KUALA LUMPUR, March 14 (Bernama) -- A government backbencher said the price of fuel should be raised by 40 sen a litre as the savings from the increase can be used to develop the country.
Datuk Che Min Che Ahmad (BN-Pasir Puteh) said the 15 sen savings from every litre of fuel used in the country can be spent for the people's well-being.
"I praise the government's move to raise prices of petrol and petroleum-based products by 30, In fact, even if it is raised by 40 sen, it's okay," he told the Dewan Rakyat.
For the voter of Pasir Puteh... please say thank you to your MP...
He have "Help" us a lots !!!
p/s: I guess what he will say tomorrow is:
aiiyaa.. media salah tafsir maksud saya...
CHEH !!!
Monday, March 13, 2006
Minister Bullshitting
heh !!! As a Education Minister, send his own daughter to oversea for pre-U ? Why cannot send her to Matrikulasi or Form Sixth ? Why cant she continued tertiary education at UM or UPM or UKM ??
Want to make Malaysia as an education hub, but send own daughter to oversea for study .. Cakap tak serupa Bikin...
This shows that the minister himself is not confident with Malaysia's universtiy, so................ we are all stupid people to believe them...... and for sure I am the most stupid because I used to be in KEMAS tadika , then the SRJK , then SMK and graduated from local Uni....
VIA; TheStar
KUALA LUMPUR: Education Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein was all smiles as he spoke of his daughter Nasha Alyssa obtaining nine 1As in the Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) examination.
“My wife (Datin Seri Tengku Marsilla Tengku Abdullah) and I are very happy and proud of our daughter. She has worked very hard.
“When we told her about her results on Sunday night, she was overjoyed,” he said when met outside Parliament yesterday.
Hishammuddin said Nasha Alyssa was currently taking the Trinity College Foundation Studies Programme in Melbourne.
Tengku Marsilla said Nasha Alyssa had always done well in public examinations, scoring eight As in Penilaian Menengah Rendah and five As in Ujian Pencapaian Sekolah Rendah.
“She has always been a conscientious student,” she said.
Speaking to reporters later after the opening of the new Dewan Rakyat session, Hishammuddin said the improved performance of students in rural areas was a positive sign for the Government’s efforts to narrow the gap between urban and rural schools.
“I hope in the next 15 years, we will be able to upgrade them,” he said, adding that rural schools would be given more focus under the Ninth Malaysia Plan.
BolehLand financial help: reply
It been told that the BolehNaik Kingdom have run out of Dinars....In order to continue their koroney business.. besides increasing the kayu api price 30 dinar per rumpun ; the Bendahara have also seek financial help from the country of Sunlight.
Here is the reply from the Emperor of Sunlight....
oh ya.. in case you donno how to read the sunlight language....
turn the letter sideway....
p/s: just a cerita dongeng... pls don't believe...
cerita dan watak di atas adalah merupakan rekaan semata-mata..
tidak ada kena mengena dengan manusia-manusia yang masih hidup mahupun sudah meninggal dunia.
Jika ada yang tersinggung, ampun maaf diucapkan
Check your Email !!
Some of you may be scolded by your boss/wife before because you spent a lots of time in email checking ( or surfing ? blogging ?? )...Now there is a very good reason of frequent mail checking....
see... I told you so...
Sunday, March 12, 2006
Bridge+Lift+Underwater tunnel
woopps!!!!Finally , there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
but I worry whether it will end up like what our blogger friend illustrated ...
hahahhahah
then i know what is in between: Lift laa
Friday, March 10, 2006
KLCC Petrol Protest II : favourite photo
KLCC Petrol Protest II : among the photos that can be get through Malaysian blogger.. this is my favourite...from source
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Daisy chain accident
Met with an accident today morning.... shit laaa..
It was traffic jammed and I have stopped my car for a minute there..
the car ( Proton Isware Aeroback ) behind me came so fast but still able to brake.. BUT
the car (Proton Saga ) after the Isware is so fast and ended with....
Saga hit Iswara , Iswara hit me and I hit Gen2...
wah lau eh... sandwich leh....
This is Daisy chain accident.......!!!!
It was traffic jammed and I have stopped my car for a minute there..
the car ( Proton Isware Aeroback ) behind me came so fast but still able to brake.. BUT
the car (Proton Saga ) after the Isware is so fast and ended with....
Saga hit Iswara , Iswara hit me and I hit Gen2...
wah lau eh... sandwich leh....
This is Daisy chain accident.......!!!!
Monday, March 06, 2006
PilihanRaya without poster war
wah lau eh.... crazy arrhh...
can u imagine... PilihanRaya without poster war...
this is really Malaysia Boleh...
like that next time sure got suggestion: PilihanRaya tanpa calon...
just like taking order at mamak stall
Deh mamak , teh tarik satu , kurang susu , kurang gula, kurang teh....
or
Deh mamak , teh air tak mau ais... roti telur , tak mau telur...r
or
Deh mamak , mi goreng tak mau mi....
can u imagine... PilihanRaya without poster war...
this is really Malaysia Boleh...
like that next time sure got suggestion: PilihanRaya tanpa calon...
just like taking order at mamak stall
Deh mamak , teh tarik satu , kurang susu , kurang gula, kurang teh....
or
Deh mamak , teh air tak mau ais... roti telur , tak mau telur...r
or
Deh mamak , mi goreng tak mau mi....
Counter tunjuk perasaan kayu api
Heard that the BolehNaikLand kingdom's supporter is planning a counter tunjuk perasaan to show their support to the kingdom's decision of increasing the price of kayu api... This is planned after they have attended the so called "seminar penjelasan kayu api " .However, since almost all the villagers in the BolehNaikLand not willing to participate in the counter tunjuk perasaan, the kingdom have decided to hire foreign pro-demonstator to take part in the tunjuk perasaan...
ohh-yaa.. for your information , AP is needed to import those guys. Since no so much dinar left in the tabung ayam jantan, can only hire 3 guys.. ok laa.. kira boleh laa tuu....
p/s: just a cerita dongeng... pls don't believe...
cerita dan watak di atas adalah merupakan rekaan semata-mata..
tidak ada kena mengena dengan manusia-manusia yang masih hidup mahupun sudah meninggal dunia.
Jika ada yang tersinggung, ampun maaf diucapkan.
Friday, March 03, 2006
Demo Bantah Kenaikan = Perhimpunan sekolah
aiyaa...thought will be a big pressure given to reduce the petrol's price..
but... only 2000 people nia.. aii...
just like a big sekolah menengah's perhimpunan...
Terima Kasih Cikgu !!!
p/s: FYI , the Singapore's BeeHoon stall that I usually visited have increased the price from Rm2.50 to RM2.70 per plate...
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
1 Cup only
Time for annual dinner ??
There is a memo from the office:
You can only bring one cup for your drink due to cost deduction. Want to blame who on this ? The government laa... 30 sen increase leh in petrol price.
