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Sunday, November 19, 2006

UMNO motorshow ... best nye !!

 
We heard about those "beachy" and "mental-ill" ( amok is apart of mental illness) U Must No Object delegates hoo-haa about how "poor" and how "marginalized" they are..

Well .. let see what is the car that they used during the annual sure-heboh convention a.ka. UMNO motorshow.. ( but , no pretty girl to see leh )

kpd pakcik dan makcik ( if they do read this post .. )
siapa kata Melayu tak boleh berjaya.. nak berjaya , masuk UMNO laa..
dah masuk ?? tapi masih miskin??
Ohh.. ini kerana , pakcik dan makcik tak kenal orang besar laaa !!




**original link from Menj...

Islamic blog with perempuan seksi adsense

 

Sometime , Google Adsense really play a fool , and might cause misunderstanding...
Imagine , a blog that share the ideals of a democratic society, and a State that endorses the Qur'an and as-Sunnah as its basis having adsense of Perempuan Melayu Seksi ???
What a big mess!!

Well , I would said.. it was not your fault , my dear "Critical Thought"

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Still not enough !!

 
Never Ending.. Never Enough... hear this !!
Old grandma said , we must always upgrade ourselves.. Nah.. maa upgrade liao lor...
from 30% to 70%....

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Romantic 1st lines...and deadly 2nd ones

 
Rhymes with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Confimed: Dr. Mahathir warded to IJN

The previous post on Dr Mahathir illness ( published on 11.53 am ) have been confirmed . Bernama, The Star have published the same news :

Bernama
November 09, 2006 12:33 PM
Mahathir Admitted To IJN For Mild Heart Attack
KUALA LUMPUR, Nov 9 (Bernama) -- Former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad has been admitted to the National Heart Institute (IJN) here Thursday for mild myocardial infarct (mild heart attack).Dr Mahathir, who will be 81 next month, had complained of mild chest pains in the early hours today and was then admitted to the Coronary Care Unit (CCU) for observation, IJN said in a statement here.His condition is stable and he is expected to be kept under observation for one week.

Dr. Mahathir warded to IJN ?

There was words saying that Tun Dr. Mahathir have been warded to IJN for observation early in the morning today due to "sedikit kesesakan dada". He is in a stable condition now.
Awaiting for IJN official press release.
Anyone want to confirm this "words" ??

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Istana Keadilan

 
Haha.. This guy must be a hardcore supporter of DSAI..
see the motif behind this : Melayukan "Palace of Justice" di Putrajaya
Palace of Justice will become... Istana Keadilan ..

I would suggest , change it to Istana Kehakiman laaa..

Osama Bin Laden is Hokkien lang

 
Do you think Osama bin Laden is an Arabian ??
No... No.. you are wrong..
I can prove that.. He, instead , is a Hokkien lang dressed in Arabian.
Dont believe me ?? Nah.. listen this ...

Monday, November 06, 2006

Mayday for Malaysian

 
We are going to celebrate the 50 years of Merdeka next year and guess what... these are what have come out from a mouth of a Menteri Besar :
Bangsa Malaysia : Rejected..
Meritocrasy : Stopped

If any of the normal Malaysian out there mentioned about this in public, sure will be escorted by the SB soon.. but not if you are UMNO Mentri Besar..
Celebration of 50 years of merdeka ? What a shame !!
God Save Malaysia....................

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Animal's Dream: Zebra

 
Remember Mama's advise : Always use the "man-crossing" when crossing road..
for your own safety !!

Animal's Dream : Duck

 

It is time for revenge !! Shoot the man .. Shoot the man .. oh yeah !!

12 signs when u falling in love

 
12. You'll read his/her SMS over and overagain...
11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...
10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...
9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat faster and faster...
8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.
7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other people around you...you can only see that person...
6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.
5. He/She becomes all you think about.
4. You'll get high just by their smell...
3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them..
2. You'll do anything for him/her...
1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

3 Damn Words: Part II

 
“Please forgive me.”
Many broken relationships could be restored and healed if people would admit their mistakes and ask for forgiveness. All of us are vulnerable to faults, foibles and failures. A man should never be ashamed to own up that he has been in the wrong, which is saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

"I thank you."
Gratitude is an exquisite form of courtesy. People who enjoy the companionship of good, close friends are those who don't take daily courtesies for granted. They are quick to thank their friends for their many expressions of kindness. On the other hand, people whose circle of friends is severely constricted often do not have the attitude of gratitude.

"Count on me."
A friend is one who walks in when others walk out. Loyalty is an essential ingredient for true friendship; it is the emotional glue that bonds people. Those that are rich in their relationships tend to be steady and true friends. When troubles come, a good friend is there indicating you can "count on me."

“Let me help.”
The best of friends see a need and try to fill it. When they spot a hurt they do what they can to heal it. Without being asked, they pitch in and help. People become closer and enjoy each other more

"I understand you."
if they feel the other person accepts and understands them. Letting your spouse know in so any little ways that you understand them is one of the most powerful tools for healing your Relationship. This applies to any relationship.

"I love you."
Perhaps the most important three words that you can say. Telling someone that you truly love them satisfies a person's deepest emotional needs; the need to belong, to feel appreciated and to be wanted. Your family, your friends and you, all need to hear those three little words.
I love you.

3 Damn Words: Part I

 
"I'll be there."
If you have ever had to call a friend in the middle of the night, to take a sick child to hospital, or when your car has broken down some miles from home, you will know how good it feels to hear the phrase "I'll be there." Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When we are truly present for other people, important things happen to them and us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally and spiritually. Being there is at the very core of civility.

"I miss you."
Perhaps more marriages could be saved and strengthened if couples simply and sincerely said to each other "I miss you." This powerful affirmation tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired and loved. Consider how ecstatic you would feel, if you received an unexpected phone all from your spouse in the middle of your workday, just to say "I miss you."

I respect you.”
Respect is another way of showing love. Respect conveys the feeling that another person is a true equal. If you talk to your children as if they were adults you will strengthen the bonds and become close friends. This applies to all interpersonal relationships.

Your Life ?

 
Life before marriage is HOTLINK
" u can express yourself ".
During honeymoon is TMTOUCH
" Always get in Touch ".
After Honeymoon is MAXIS
"Wherever u go ; your wife network follows".
After one year Life is DIGI
" ur wife can change your life ".
After 10 years Life is CELCOM
" Subscriber is not reachable "

Animal's Dream : Bat

 
Animals, like people, have dreams. They have their own dreams. I am going to start a series of post on the animal's dream..

Let us start with bat.. errm.. I wonder , which type of blood that it need ? the "O" type so that it wont worry about "rejection" ?

You and Me are also Donkey

 

A good story for all of us to follow in our careers and social life........ ...
Once upon a time a Washerman was bringing up two donkeys.Let us say Donkey-A and Donkey-B.
Donkey-A felt it was very energetic and could do better than the other. It always tried to pull the washerman's attraction over it by taking more load and walking fast in front of him.Innocent Donkey-B is normal, so it will walk normal, irrespective of the washerman's presence. After a period of time, Washerman started pressurising Donkey-B to be like Donkey-A. But Donkey-B unable towalk fast, got continuous punishment from washerman. It was cryingand told personally to Donkey-A
"Dear friend, only we two are here,why to compete with each other....we can carry equal load at normal speed ".That made Donkey-A all the more energetic and next day it told to washerman that it can carry more load and even it can run fast also.Obviously happier washerman looked at Donkey-B.., his BP raised and he started kicking Donkey-B.
Next day with smile, Donkey-A carried more load and started running fast. But it was breathtaking forDonkey-B and it couldn't act that way....But the washerman was frustrated, so he harassed Donkey-B terribly, and finally it fell down hopelessly.Then Donkey-A felt itself as a supremo and happily started carrying more load with great speed. But now the Load of the Donkey-B is also being carried by Donkey-A., and still it has to run fast.
For somep eriod it did, finally due to fatigue it got tired and startedfeeling the pain. But washerman expected more from Donkey-A. It also tried best, but couldn't cope up with his owners demand. TheWasherman got angry with Donkey-A also and started harassing to take more load... Donkey-A was crying for long time and then tried its best... But it couldn't meet the owner's satisfaction.
Finally theday came when due to frustration the washerman killed Donkey-A and went for searching some other Donkeys.Its an endless story....... ...

But the moral of the Story in Corporate and social life is......,
"Think all colleagues are same and that everyone is capable.... Always Share the Load equally..... Don't ever act smart in front of yourBoss and never try for getting over-credit. ..
Don't feel happy when ur colleague is under pressure..
"It doesn't matter if u r A or B, for the Boss u shall be always DONKEY
And most importantly,
Never Work Hard, Work Cleverly.... .
"Success is a journey not a destination"
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