The most famous device nowaday !!!Pepper Spray ??!!!
Friday, July 28, 2006
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
What is An Employee
AS AN EMPLOYEE, ...
* the biggest motivation is salary
* the unluckiest thing is promotion without salary adjustment
* the most "shiok" thing is you don't work anyhow also get pay increment
* the greatest talent is "carry big stuff"
* the greatest mistake is to argue with your boss
* the most demoralising thing is to receive salary late
* the most pitiful thing is you did not get your salary and your boss ran away
* the happiest thing is you become your boss' boss
* the cleverest thing is you are late but boss doesn't know
* the stupidest thing is you publicly say that you are lazy
* the most common thing is - the boss says something but means another
* the proudest thing is you sack your boss
* the most "rugi" thing is you work hard but your colleague takes the credit
* the most dangerous thing is to become a "two-headed" snake
* the biggest satisfaction - sending e-mail like this during office hours!! heheheheheheheh....
* the biggest motivation is salary
* the unluckiest thing is promotion without salary adjustment
* the most "shiok" thing is you don't work anyhow also get pay increment
* the greatest talent is "carry big stuff"
* the greatest mistake is to argue with your boss
* the most demoralising thing is to receive salary late
* the most pitiful thing is you did not get your salary and your boss ran away
* the happiest thing is you become your boss' boss
* the cleverest thing is you are late but boss doesn't know
* the stupidest thing is you publicly say that you are lazy
* the most common thing is - the boss says something but means another
* the proudest thing is you sack your boss
* the most "rugi" thing is you work hard but your colleague takes the credit
* the most dangerous thing is to become a "two-headed" snake
* the biggest satisfaction - sending e-mail like this during office hours!! heheheheheheheh....
Friday, July 21, 2006
Malaysia Most Wanted Monkey
Malaysia Most Wanted :
Nickname: Samseng Dusun Tua
Education Background: Undergraduate , Faculty of Terrorism , University Pengganas Monyet
Slogan : Blah Blah !!
Idol : Osama Bin Laden
Anyone who have the information on the "monkey" , will be given more than 200 title E-books for FREE !!
Just leave your information in comment , and I will look at it next week.
p/s: this monkey is not the monkey that have cabut lari from Zoo Negara , although they are in same family , but this one is another species : Hylobatidae KotekTeluqtakda
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Osama will be happy to financially support UPM
I knew a lots of blogger have blog on this.. but i need to blog it to as this is my social responsibility.
For those who is going to study in UPM or who have studied in UPM...
shame on your uni-mate... the UPM is now UNI. PENGGANAS MALAYSIA due to "them".
Maybe the Higher Education Ministry can change the UPM again from pertanian based to IT based and now to "terrorism" based.. Osama will be happy to financially support UPM.
Malaysia Boleh !!!!
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
MP Salary Analysis : Farking Rakyat with 88.61 % increment
DPM said: Change your lifestyle ..
I said : FU !! change ur ass !!
Do you know that the allowance for the MP have been significantly increasing since year 1999.
They have increment for EVERY year since 1999 ( except year 2003 )
1999 : Basic salary : RM 4890 , total income: RM6950
2000 : 10 % increment. Basic salary from RM 4890 to RM 5379 , total income now is RM 7289
2001 : Additional RM 500 for allowance, total income now is RM 7789
2002 : ANOTHER 10% increment. Basic salary now is RM5916.90. So the total income for them is now RM 8326.90
2004 : ANOTHER increment in allowance; additional RM1490 , total income now is RM9816
2005 : ANOTHER farking increment.. 10 % . Now the total income is RM10408.59
2006: SHIT !! Increment again. Additional RM 2700 for allowance, total income now is RM13108.59
If you compare the total income in 2006 with 1999 , DAMN !!!!
88.61 % increment in 6 years time !!!
and you ask me to change my lifestyle after so many price hiking ??????
( toll , petrol , food , drink bla bla bla )
I said : FU !! change ur ass !!
Do you know that the allowance for the MP have been significantly increasing since year 1999.
They have increment for EVERY year since 1999 ( except year 2003 )
1999 : Basic salary : RM 4890 , total income: RM6950
2000 : 10 % increment. Basic salary from RM 4890 to RM 5379 , total income now is RM 7289
2001 : Additional RM 500 for allowance, total income now is RM 7789
2002 : ANOTHER 10% increment. Basic salary now is RM5916.90. So the total income for them is now RM 8326.90
2004 : ANOTHER increment in allowance; additional RM1490 , total income now is RM9816
2006: SHIT !! Increment again. Additional RM 2700 for allowance, total income now is RM13108.59
If you compare the total income in 2006 with 1999 , DAMN !!!!
88.61 % increment in 6 years time !!!
and you ask me to change my lifestyle after so many price hiking ??????
( toll , petrol , food , drink bla bla bla )
Friday, July 14, 2006
Intel to ax 1,000 managers
Intel will begin cutting about 1,000 manager jobs worldwide this week as part of an effort to become more competitive. !!!!
Oh no !!! WTF
Oh no !!! WTF
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Germany 06 = Malaysia 06
Some time Brazil win,
Some time France win,
Some time it rains and its a draw.
Most of the time no one want Germany to win,
But someone need to win the cup.
TDM is like Zizou,
Yes .., old yet still got fire.
KJ is like Ronaldinho,
Still green but plenty pretty moves.
AAB is like Beckham,
soft and not always reliable.
Politics and Football..... same only !!!
Some time France win,
Some time it rains and its a draw.
Most of the time no one want Germany to win,
But someone need to win the cup.
TDM is like Zizou,
Yes .., old yet still got fire.
KJ is like Ronaldinho,
Still green but plenty pretty moves.
AAB is like Beckham,
soft and not always reliable.
Politics and Football..... same only !!!
Japan special supporter
Do you know that Japan football team have their special World Cup supporter ???Nah... the ultramans .... but still lost leh.... ( no battery kua )
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Where is another "hand" that go into the ass
A man with stomach pains goes to the hospital. The doctor tells him it's constipation and that he'll need to use suppositories. The man is instructed to drop his pants and bend over, whereupon the doctor shoves the tablet up his behind.
"You'll have to do the same thing every six hours for a week," says the doctor.
Later that evening, the man is having difficulty inserting another suppository and decides to ask his wife for help. He tells her what to do, then drops his pants and bends over. She proceeds to put one hand on his shoulder and with the other shoves the suppository home.
"Damn!" screams the man.
"What's the matter?" she asks. "Did I hurt you?"
"No," he replies, "but I just realized that the doctor had both hands on my shoulder"
Tips: Where is another "hand" that go into the ass ?
"You'll have to do the same thing every six hours for a week," says the doctor.
Later that evening, the man is having difficulty inserting another suppository and decides to ask his wife for help. He tells her what to do, then drops his pants and bends over. She proceeds to put one hand on his shoulder and with the other shoves the suppository home.
"Damn!" screams the man.
"What's the matter?" she asks. "Did I hurt you?"
"No," he replies, "but I just realized that the doctor had both hands on my shoulder"
Tips: Where is another "hand" that go into the ass ?
Sunday, July 02, 2006
Cuti for Resdung
Resdung can only be cured abroad and Malaysia dont have the specialist and facilities ?Bullshit laaa....
To all the doctors who have graduated from local universities , pls burn your cert and balik kampung toreh getah.. the PM of Malaysia have shows to us that you all are useless....
Cant even cure Resdung....
By the way, pls go around ChowKit or Jalan Kulit to search for Resdung medication, you dont have to go oversea for that, only Menteri does...
Ask me to change my lifestyle ?? How bout you ??
