What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian

1. You can name all the players from the the English Premier League, but ask you to name one football player from Malaysia , one name also cannot come out. 

2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah. 

3. When toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS. 

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE , run from one end of 1Utama to the other also NO COMPLAINTS. 

5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking. 

6. You have a parent who force you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce. 

7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to a American / British / Australian. 

8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA. 

9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queueing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB. 

10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese. 

11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays. 

12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians. 

13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever 
hor?' 

14. When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! 
He Malay mah!' 

15. When an angmoh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him. 

Joke on Doctor for various countries

An Israeli doctor says:
'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says:
'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says:
'In my country, medicine is so far progressed that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

The Malaysian doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains, out from Kepala Batas, Penang, put him in the Parliament for 5 years, and now half the country is looking for work.

There is no instruction from the GOVERNMENT!

Two ITALIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady.

Two AMERICAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
They both had the lady TOGETHER.

Two FRENCH men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.

Two THAI men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.

Two FILIPINO men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.

Two INDONESIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his
advisor.
The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.

Two MALAYSIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert  island;
The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomizing the other man
because she was rejected by both

Two SINGAPOREAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The two men did nothing because there is no instruction from the GOVERNMENT!

有錢 : 沒錢

 沒錢的時候，養豬；
 有錢的時候，養狗；

 沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜；
 有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜；

 沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車；
 有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車；

 沒錢的時候想結婚，有錢的時候想離婚；
 沒錢的時候老婆兼秘書，有錢的時候秘書兼老婆；

 沒錢的時候假裝有錢，有錢的時候假裝沒錢。

 人啊，都不講實話：
> > 說股票是毒品，都在玩；
> > 說金錢是罪惡，都在撈；
> > 說美女是禍水，都想要；
> > 說高處不勝寒，都在爬；
> > 說煙酒傷身體，就不戒；
> > 說天堂最美好，都不去！
 

 當今社會，窮吃肉，富吃蝦，領導幹部吃王八；
 男想高，女想瘦， 狗穿衣裳人露肉；
 過去把第一次留給丈夫，現在把第一胎留給丈夫；
 鄉下早晨雞叫人，城裡晚上人叫雞

Only happen in China

In China , everything can be "pirated"...

see their version of McD ,Watsons , Pizza Hut.........

看父母就是看自己的未來

如果你在一個平凡的家庭長大
如果你的父母還健在
不管你有沒有和他們同住
如果有一天，你發現媽媽的廚房不再像以前那麼乾淨
如果有一天，你發現家中的碗筷好像沒洗乾淨
如果有一天，你發現母親的鍋子不再雪亮
如果有一天，你發現父親的花草樹木已漸荒廢
如果有一天，你發現家中的地板衣櫃經常沾滿灰塵
如果有一天，你發現 母親煮的菜太鹹太難吃
如果有一天，你發現父母經常忘記關瓦斯
如果有一天，你發現老父老母的一些習慣不再是習慣時，就像他們不再想要天天洗澡時
如果有一天，你發現父母不再愛吃青脆的蔬果
如果有一天，你發現父母愛吃煮得爛爛的菜
如果有一天，你發現父母喜歡吃稀飯
如果有一天，你發現他們過馬路行動反應都慢了
如果有一天，你發現在吃飯時間他們老是咳個不停
千萬別誤以為他們感冒或著涼，( 那是吞嚥神經老化的現象)

如果有一天，你發覺他們不再愛出門 …
如果有這麼一天
我要告訴你，你要警覺父母真的已經老了
器官已經退化到需要別人照料了
如果你不能照料，請你替他們找人照料
並請你請你千萬千萬要常常探望
不要讓他們覺得被遺棄了

每個人都會老
父母比我們先老
我們要用角色互換的心情去照料他
才會有耐心、才不會有怨言
當父母不能料理自己的時候，為人子女要警覺，
他們可能會大小便失禁、可能會很多事都做不好，

如果房間有異味，可能他們自己也聞不到，
請不要嫌他髒或嫌他臭，為人子女的只能幫他清理，
並請維持他們的『自尊心』。

當他們不再愛洗澡時，
請抽空定期幫他們洗身體，
因為縱使他們自己洗也可能洗不乾淨。

當我們在享受食物的時候，
請替他們準備一份大小適當、容易咀嚼的一小碗，
因為他們不愛吃可能是牙齒咬不動了。

從我們出生開始，
餵奶換尿布、生病的不眠不休照料、
教我們生活基本能力、供給讀書、吃喝玩樂和補習，
關心和行動永遠都不停歇。

如果有一天，
他們真的動不了了，
角色互換不也是應該的嗎？

為人子女者要切記，
看父母就是看自己的未來，
孝順要及時。

如果有一天，
你像他們一樣老時，你希望怎麼過？
現在的你，
是在當單身寄生蟲、還是已婚雙料或多料寄生蟲？
你留意過自己的父母嗎？
樹欲靜而風不止、子欲養而親不在
您的父母還有多少時間等您?

EPF.. on Jalan Rugi Takda Untung

What Najib have done right after he became the Finance Minister ....

Inject RM5 billion into ValueCap Sdn Bhd as a way to shore up “undervalued companies” on Bursa Malaysia ...

yeah.. seems to be good ????

Do you know ,where the RM 5 billion coming from ?

Employees Provident Fund (EPF) !!!!

OUR MONEY !!!

Utusan Malaysia is promoting terrorism ?

Utusan Malaysia is promoting assassination ? Judge it yourself by reading the short novel that been allowed to be published by the editor.
Boycott Utusan Malaysia !!

Read the whole story here : utusan cerpen pengganas

Apabila YB J bangun untuk menuju ke rostrum ucapan, seorang anak muda dari belakang pentas berjalan tenang menuju ke arahnya. YB J tersenyum kepadanya. Dia menyangka anak muda seketurunan dengannya ingin mengiringinya ke rostrum atau bersalaman dengannya. YB J menghulurkan tangan. Tiba-tiba YB J tergaman dan berdiri kaku. Dia tidak percaya dengan apa yang dilihatnya. Tergenggam erat pada tangan anak muda yang seolah-olah mahu membalas salam tangan yang dihulur itu ialah sepucuk pistol jenis Revolver yang betul-betul diajukan ke arah dada YB J. Tanpa berkata apa-apa, anak muda itu melepaskan beberapa das tembakan. Salah satu daripadanya tepat mengenai jantung YB J. Dia rebah ke lantai.

Malacca state government is CRAZY !!!!

Why Why Why ? What is Shah Rukh Khan contribution to the people of Malacca that made him entitled for the Datukship !!!
If he can gaint the Datuk title , so do my father , at least my father have paid income tax to Malaysia government for more than 25 years !!!
Crazy Malacca ... key siao arrh !!!

OK.. i am waiting , next year we will have Datuk Jackie Chan , Datuk Andy Lau , Datuk Brad Pitt , Datuk David Beckham , Datuk Angelina Jolie ( oppss.. this one ok kot.. hahaha so sexy !! )

Vaccination during pregnancy

Disclaimer : This is something that I grab in forum , pls consult your doctor for confirmation.

只要記住「活菌疫苗」不可在懷孕期間時施打，「死菌」或「類毒素疫苗」則在懷孕時施打，並無多大影響。

破傷風是屬於「類毒素疫苗」，此種疫苗是由細菌所分泌的類毒素製成，所以不含細菌，沒有感染胎兒的可能，所以孕期可以安心注射。

提供一份「懷孕與疫苗注射」供參考......

孕期不可注射之疫苗

‧ 卡介苗(BCG, Bacille Calmette-Guerin) 麻疹(Measles)

‧ 腮腺炎(Mumps)
‧ 口服型小兒麻痺疫苗(Poliomyelitis, 沙賓口服疫苗Sabin)
‧ 德國麻疹(Rubella)
‧ 水痘(Varicella)
‧ 黃熱病(Yellow fever)

孕期可注射之疫苗

‧ 霍亂(Cholera)
‧ 百日咳(Pertussis)
‧ 鼠疫(黑死病,plaque)
‧ 肺炎雙球菌(Pneumococcus)
‧ 副傷寒(Typyoid)
‧ b型流行性感冒嗜血桿菌(Haemophilus influenzae type b, Hib
‧ B型肝炎疫苗(Hepatitis B)
‧ 流行性感冒(Influenza)
‧ 注射型小兒麻痺疫苗(Poliomyelitis, 沙克注射疫苗Salk)
‧ 狂犬病(Rabies)
‧ 白喉(Diphtheria)
‧ 破傷風(Tetanus)
‧ 炭疽病(Anthrax)

Malaysia Speed Trap Spot

PLUS North Bound
*Under a bridge at about 456km, Sg Buloh junction.
*Under a bridge at about 459km, Bukit Lanjan interchange.
*Under the overhead restaurant at Sg Buloh.
*Under the last bridge before Sg Besi toll at 309.2km.
*Under the bridge at 296.5km, Bangi junction.
*Under the newly constructed bridge at 289.0km, after Nilai North junction.
*Under the bridge at 286.5km, Nilai North junction.

PLUS South Bound
*Below signboard at about 454.6km and 455.2km, Sg Buloh layby.
*Under the bridge after Subang junction at 11.3km.
*Under the bridge at 22km, Bukit Lanjan junction.
*Under the bridge before Mint hotel, Sg Besi Toll. 80km/h only!
*Under the bridge at 302.8km, Kajang junction.
*About 1km south of Bangi junction, both south and north bound outer lanes* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
*At 296.5km and 297km, Bangi junction.
*Under the newly constructed bridge at 289.0km, before Nilai North junction.
*At 285.5km and 285.8km, Nilai North junction.
*On center divider at 251.8km and 253km after Senawang junction.
*After Alor Gajah junction at 213.9km, next to water theme park.
*Behind the right hand crash barrier at 198.4km.

Elite Central Link East/North Bound
*On left hand side at 4.8km after Batu Tiga/Shah Alam exit
*Under the overhead restaurant at USJ/Hicom junction about 8.5km. 90km/h zone!
*Below the bridge before USJ/Hicom junction at 10.5km.

Elite Central Link West/South Bound
*Under the overhead restaurant at USJ/Hicom junction about 8.5km. 90km/h zone!
*Below the bridge before USJ/Hicom junction at 10.5km.
*After exit from KLIA toll to the airport, below Jalan Pekeliling flyover. 90km/h

NKVE East/North Bound
*300m before Jalan Duta toll, 60km/h!
*Behind crash barrier on the left when going towards Jalan Duta toll, at 24.9km, 80km/h!
*Below bridge at Damansara Junction, 17.5km

NKVE West/South Bound
*Behind crash barrier on the left when leaving Jalan Duta toll from KL, at 25.3 km and 25.7km, 80km/h!
*From Jln Duta, below the bridge, 23km, 80km/h zone!
*From Jln Duta, at the underpass at Sg Buloh Y-junction, 22km.
*Behind crash barrier at Damansara Junction, 17.7km and 16.8km
*Below railway bridge at 11.2km
*Under the bridge at Shah Alam junction.

Kesas East Bound
*Under the bridge at 44.8km, downhill run after Puchong junction.

Kesas West Bound
*At Sg Besi side of East Bound Toll. Kuala LumpurCity
*Jalan Duta; below the flyover at the Damansara junction, 70km/h zone.

Klang
*Dual carriageway between Klang and Port Klang. Towards Klang direction, at about 13km mile stone. 70km/h only!

East Coast
*Road sign at Karak highway is inadequate especially at Y junction; if you are unfamilar, go slow.
*East bound, downhill run after Raub junction.
*Maran, 60km/h zone.
*Paya Bungor, 70km/h zone.

JOHOR
South Bound
*Tangkak junction.
*Under the bridge after Yong Peng

North junction
*at 97.3km.
*Ayer Hitam junction.
*Sedenak junction.

PERLIS, KEDAH AND PENANG
North Bound
*Around Ayer Hitam in 60km/h zone.
*Before Perwaja Steel.
*Sg Petani junction.
*Between Seberang Jaya junction and Sg Dua Toll.
*PenangBridgeat island end.Speed limit 80km/h.
South Bound
*PenangBridgeisland end. Speed limit 80km/h.
*About 2km before Juru Toll Speed limit 90km/h.

PERAK
North Bound
*Under the bridge at 197..1km and 198.8km, after
Kamunting Junction.
*Under the bridge at 204.3km, after Kamunting
Junction.
*Under the bridge at 208km, before Kamunting Junction.
*Under the bridge at 214.8km, before Kamunting
junction.
*Ipoh Vista Point at about 263km. Speed limit 80km/h.
*Under the bridge at 271km, Ipoh North Junction.
*Under the bridge at 274..4km, Ipoh South Junction.
*Under the bridge at 286.9km, Simpang Pulai Junction.
*Under the bridge at 296km, Gopeng Junction.
*Under the bridge at 352.6km, after Sungkai Junction.
*Under the bridge at 353km, Sungkai Junction.
*Under the bridge at 373km, Slim River Junction.
South Bound
*Under the bridge at 199km, before Kamunting junction.
*Under the bridge at 241.9km, at Kalau Kangsar
junction.
*Under the sign post at 296.1km, before Gopeng
Junction.
*Under the bridge at 297km, at Gopeng Junction.
*Under the bridge at 300km, after Gopeng junction.
*Under the bridge at 308.6km, after Gopeng junction.
*Under the bridge at 372.6km, at SlimRiverjunction.

很有意義的十句話

第一句
沒有一百分的另一半　只有五十分的兩個人

第二句
付出真心　才會得到真心　卻也可能傷得徹底
保持距離　就能保護自己　卻也註定永遠寂寞

第三句
通常願意留下來跟你爭吵的人　才是真正愛你的人

第四句
有時候　不是對方不在乎你　而是你把對方看得太重

第五句
冷漠　有時候並不是無情　只是一種避免被傷害的工具

第六句
如果我們之間有 1000 步的距離　你只要跨出第1步
我就會朝你的方向走其餘的 999 步

第七句
為你的難過而快樂的　是敵人
為你的快樂而快樂的　是朋友
為你的難過而難過的　就是那些　該放進心裡的人

第八句
就算是 believe　中間也藏了一個 lie

第九句
真正的好朋友　並不是在一起就有聊不完的話題
而是在一起　就算不說話　也不會感到尷尬

第十句
朋友就是被你看透了　還能喜歡你的人

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names???

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)

Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)

Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)

Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)

Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)

Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)

Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)

Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)

Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)

Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)

Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)

Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)

Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)

Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)

Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)

Danny See => ; Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)

Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)

Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)

Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

Good friends grab her N** N**

How good you are with your female friend ?
Well.. dont think that you are as good as they are...

It is just a mushroom

She was so excited and thought that he get horny and still alive..
huhuhuhuhuh....
For heaven sake , could someone pls tell her..
It is just a mushroom !!

Pembela Melayu telah meminta maaf.

Pembela Melayu telah meminta maaf.
I would think that , it is better for him to go to the nearest police station and lodge a police report to clear the issue , go to Teresa's parent and beg for their apology rather than just a hypocrite action in the blog world.

Isu Azan TIDAK Pernah Wujud

Isu Azan yg menjadi penyebab penangkapan YB Teresa Kok melalui ISA sebenar TIDAK WUJUD dan merupakan PEMBOHONGAN oleh golongan munafik ameno. Fitnah dilakukan dlm bulan yg mulia ini , apakah lupa mereka pada Allah ? Apakah sudah kafir mereka kerana gilakan kuasa dan wang ringgit ?

1. TIADA petisyen yg meminta Azan tidak dilaungkan , tapi hanya meminta supaya diperlahankan suara speaker ketika ceramah dan kuliah Subuh dan Maghrib. Diulangi , ketika kuliah sahaja dan diminta diperlahankan sedikit tapi masih dapat didengari didlm masjid dan TIADA penglibatan YB Teresa dalam memorandum ini. Kebiasaanya laungan azan adalah jauh lebih kuat daripada bacaan surah dan kuliah kerana ianya untuk menyeru umat Islam untuk bersama-sama berjemaah di masjid. Manakala bacaan surah dan kuliah biasanya adalah perlahan kerana hanya untuk didengari oleh jemaah dalam masjid.

2. Azan TIDAK diberhentikan. Ketiadaan laungan azan hanyalah kerana speaker masjid telah rosak dipanah petir , maka azan tidak dapat dilaungkan melalui speaker. Ini telah dijelaskan oleh pihak masjid sendiri.

Sekarang , sudah jernih air yg sengaja dikeruhkan golongan munafik Ameno. Mengapakan ISA tidak dikenakan kpd mereka yg menyebarkan fitnah ini . Dr. Khir Toyo , Blogger Pembela Melayu dan Forum MyKMU seharusnya dipersalahkan dalam kes fitnah ini.

Dr. Mahathir is also Pendatang ???

The Ahmad from Bukit Bendera not only should apologize to the non-Malay , but also to Dr. Mahathir as he is referring to history when calling the chinese as Pendatang.
WHY ????
Becos Dr. Mahathir is also pendatang according to Ahmad's version. But I wont call him pendatang , but anak pendatang yg menjadi rakyat Malaysia.

Mahathir real name : Mahathir Kutty son of Mohamed Iskandar Kutty , his father migrated from Kerala , India to Malaya . His origin is Malayalee..

Melayu itu penumpang ...

Yaa..anda tidak silap,saya mengatakan bahawa melayu yg bernama Ahmad itu ialah penumpang , penumpang bas Konsortium dari Penang ke KL . Begitu juga dengan lelaki cina yg bernama Ah Ong itu , dia juga hendak pergi ke KL , maka dia juga ialah penumpang. Manakala Encik Samy yg duduk kat belakang tu, dia juga penumpang , dia tempah tiket pergi-balik sebab nak pergi menunaikan nazar kat Batu Caves.

Siapa saya ? Hanya saya seorang saja yg bukan penumpang , sebab saya ialah Drebar bas .

Selamat Berpuasa dan Salam Aidifitri !!

The racist Tun Dr. Mahathir

1.Artikel berbaur perkauman terbaru dari Dr. Mahathir mengundang pelbagai persoalan, apakah beliau sudah hilang akal dan nyanyok , atau ini strategi beliau utk menghalau Pak Lah dari Putrajaya dengan menimbulkan kekacauan yg mungkin melarat ke ketegangan kaum.

2. Dr. Mahathir menyatakan bahawa pemimpin UMNO yg mengeluarkan kenyataaan racist : "Cina Malaysia hanya menumpang di Malaysia " tidak perlu meminta maaf. Ini kerana Hindraf dan Wee Meng Chee tidak meminta maaf ( satu kenyataan yg PALSU ). Beliau juga mengatakan bahawa tindakan menteri Malaysia meminta maaf kpd kerajaan China berkenaan dengan kes telanjang dan video juga adalah tidak wajar.

3. Dr Mahathir memang sudah nyanyok , Wee Meng Chee telah memohon maaf secara terbuka , bapa beliau juga meminta kemaafan dari rakyat Malaysia am nya dan umat muslim khasnya ,pemimpin tertinggi MCA juga telah menyatakan kekesalan terhadap apa yg berlaku dan meminta agar semua pihak memaafkan saudara wee.
Hindraf pulak hanyalah NGO yg baru berdaftar ; belum meminta maaf dgn kenyataan racist mereka . Namun begitu , wajarkan mereka disamakan dengan pemimpin UMNO bahagian itu ??? Kata-kata yg dilemparkan oleh pemimpin haruslah ditapis setapis-tapis nya , berbanding dengan barua-barua racist yg kita pun tak tau asal usul mereka. Ini kerana peminpin ialah mereka yg dipercayai oleh masyarakat . Jangan samakan manusia dgn anjing racist. Itu tak sama.

4. Tindakan menteri yg terbang ke China utk meminta maaf langsung tak ada kaitan dengan masyarakat cina Malaysia. Lagipun , ini menunjukkan kebodohan dan ketidakgunaan kerajaan Malaysia pimpinan BN/UMNO yg tidak melakukan siasatan/berfikir sebelum melakukan sesuatu tindakan. Satu persoalan yg timbul : Apakan kerajaan Malaysia telah meminta maaf terhadap wanita yg malang itu , wanita itu ialah rakyat Malaysia , melayu dan seorang islam . sudahkah menteri meminta maaf terhadap keaiban yg terpaksa beliau hadapi ??

The Rakyat Victory : Kempen Kibarkan Jalur Gemilang

Until yesterday, there was nothing for Malaysians to celebrate in the forthcoming 51st Merdeka Day on August 31.

Now there is cause for the celebration of the 51st Merdeka Day as the people of Permatang Pauh have given the rakyat hope and confidence that there is a future for a united, harmonious, progressive and prosperous Malaysian Baru !! The majority of the Malay, Chinese and Indians voters in Permatang Pauh united as one people to support Anwar Ibrahim and the Pakatan Rakyat in the cause of a new Malaysia and to reject the racist and dirty campaigning tactics of Umno.

Let us celebrate the victory of rakyat a.k.a the second Merdeka by raising the Malaysia flag , we have the reason to celebrate now !!!

Merdeka ! Merdeka ! Merdeka !

Sehingga semalam , suasana hambar dan seperti tiada semangat dikalangan rakyat Malaysia utk menyambut hari Merdeka yg ke-51.

Namun begitu , kini kita mempunyai sebab yg kukuh utk menyambut kemerdekaan Malaysia secara besaran-besaran dgn kemenangan Rakyat di Permatang Pauh. Pengundi Permatang Pauh telah memberi harapan baru kpd rakyat Malaysia dan negara yg tercinta. Kita kini sedang menuju kearah pembentukan Malaysia Baru , yg lebih progresif,adil , telus , berakhlak dan harmoni . Percayalah , kita sedang dlm landasan yg betul kearah masa depan yg lebih cerah dibawah pimpinan Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim dan Pakatan Rakyat.

Rakyat telah menunjukkan kpd dunia bahawa kita menolak taktik-taktik kotor, fitnah , kempen perkauman oleh UMNO. Rakyat menolak korupsi, rasuah , nepotisme ,ketidakadilan , semangat assabiyah dan perkauman jelik yg menjadi darah-daging UMNO dan BN !!

Marilah sama-sama kita rakyat Malaysia merayakan kemenangan rakyat ini dengan mengibarkan Jalur Gemilang dengan bangganya kerana kita kini di ambang merdeka yg kedua , kemerdekaan yg lebih bermakna : merdeka dari kesengsaraan hidup, merdeka dari rasuah dan korupsi , merdeka dari penindasan dan kezaliman , merdeka dari UMNO !!!

Merdeka ! Merdeka ! Merdeka !

Reason why petrol price only goes down by 15 sen , not 40 sen ??

can mali can , hoi hoi

can mali can , hoi hoi

can mali can , ketipong payung .

dimana dia , subsidi minyak rakyat ,

subsidi minyak rakyat , dimakan oleh UMNO

Johore and Pahang : Opposition States

i had a dream yesterday , it is about the "opposition state" in Malaysia .
The strangest thing is : Johore and Pahang are those opposition state , why ??
I think about it today morning .. oohhh... that is because , the Federal government will be controller by Pakatan Rakyat , so the states that controlled by BN ( to be precise : UMNO ) are considered as opposition state..
mmm.. make sense oso , rite ?

樹欲靜而風不止，子欲養而親不在

兩隻麻袋--父母恩重如山..........（很感人!）
他是個搶劫犯，入獄一年了，從來沒人看過他。

眼看別的犯人隔三隔五日ㄉ就有人來探監，送來各種好吃的...他眼一饞，就給父母寫信，讓他們來，也不是為好吃的，就是直想著父母。

在無數封信石沉大海後，他明白了，父母拋棄了他。

傷心和絕望之餘，他又寫了一封信，說如果父母如果再不來，他們將永遠失去他這個兒子。這不是說氣話，幾個重刑犯拉他一起越獄不是一兩 天ㄉ事，他只是一直下不了決心，現在反正是爹不親娘不愛、赤條條無牽掛了，還有什麼好擔心的？這天天氣特別冷。他正和幾個"麻吉"密謀越獄，忽然間，有人喊道： "有人來看你！ "會是誰呢？

進探監室一看，他呆了，是媽媽是媽媽！
一年不見，媽媽變得都認不出來了。才五十多的人ㄌ...頭髮全白了，腰彎得像蝦子捲，人瘦得不成形，衣裳破破爛爛，一雙腳竟然光著， 滿是污垢和乾血跡，身旁還放著兩隻破麻布口袋。

娘兒兩對著看著，沒等他開口，媽媽渾濁的眼淚就流出來了，她邊抹眼淚，年邁母親邊說著：小剛，信我收到了，別怪爸媽狠心，實在是抽不開身啊，你爸……又病了，我要服侍他，再說路又遠……

這時，監獄輔導員端來一大碗熱氣騰騰的雞蛋麵進來了，熱情的說：大娘，吃口麵再談。

"劉媽媽急忙站起身，手在身上使勁的擦著：使不得、使不得。

監獄輔導員把碗還是塞到老人的手中，笑著說：我娘也就您這個歲數了，娘吃兒子一碗麵不應該嗎？劉媽媽不再說話，低下頭"呼啦呼啦"吃起來，吃得是那個快又香啊，好像多少天沒吃飯了。

等劉媽媽吃完了，小剛,看著母親那雙又紅又腫、又裂了許多乾血口的腳，忍不住問：媽，你的腳怎麼了？鞋呢？ 還沒等媽媽回答，監獄輔導員冷冷地接過話回應：你媽是步行來的，鞋早磨破了。 步行？從家到這兒有三四百里路，而且很長一段是山路！

小剛他慢慢蹲下身，輕輕撫著那雙不成形的腳："媽，你怎麼不坐車啊？怎麼不買雙鞋啊？ "

媽媽縮起腳，裝著不在意的說："坐什麼車啊，走路挺好的，唉，今年鬧豬瘟，家裡的幾頭豬全死了，天又乾干，莊稼收成不好，還有你爸…… 看病……花了好多錢……你爸身子好的話，我們早來看你了，你別怪爸媽。

監獄輔導員擦了擦眼淚，悄悄退了出去。小剛低著頭問：爸的身子好些了嗎？" 小剛等了半天不見回答，頭一抬，媽媽正在擦眼淚，嘴裡卻說："沙子迷眼了，你問你爸呀 ?!

他快好了……他讓我告訴你，別牽掛他，好好改造。

探監時間結束了。監獄輔導員進來，手裡抓著一大把錢票，說："大娘，這是我們幾個監獄輔導人員的一點心意，您可不能光著腳走回去了，不然，小剛他可是心疼死啊！

劉媽媽雙手直搖，說："這哪成啊，娃兒在你這裡，已夠你操心的了，我再要你錢，不是折我的壽嗎？"

監獄輔導員聲音顫抖著說："做兒子的，不能讓你享福，反而讓老人擔驚受怕，讓您光腳走幾百里路來這兒，如果再光腳走回去，這個兒子還算個人嗎？"

小剛聞聽到已撐不住了，聲音嘶啞地喊道："媽！"就再也發不出聲了，此時窗外也是泣聲一片，那是監獄輔導員喊來旁觀的人犯們發出的。

這時，有個獄警進了屋，故做輕鬆地說："別哭了，媽媽來看兒子是喜事啊，應該笑才對，讓我看看大娘帶了什麼好吃的。

"他邊說邊拎起劉媽媽身旁ㄉ麻袋就倒出來，劉媽媽來不及阻擋，口袋裡的東西全倒了出來。

頓時，所有的人都錯愣了。

第一隻口袋倒出的，全是饅頭、麵餅什麼的，四分五裂，硬如石頭，而且個個不同。

不用說，這是劉媽媽一路乞討來的。劉媽媽窮極了，雙手揪著衣角，喃喃的說："娃兒呀~別怪媽媽施討ㄉ事呢，家裡實在拿不出什麼東西……"

小剛似乎沒聽見似的，直勾勾地盯住第二隻麻袋裡倒出的東西，那是-一個骨灰盒！

他呆呆的問："媽，這是什麼？"劉媽媽神色慌張起來，伸手要抱那個骨灰盒："沒……沒什麼 ……"

他發瘋般搶了過來，渾身顫抖："媽，這是什麼？！"

他媽無力地坐了下去，花白的頭髮劇烈的抖動著。好半天，她才吃力地說："那是……你爸！為了攢錢來看你，他沒曰沒夜地打工，身子給累垮了。臨死前，他說他生前沒來看你，心裡難受，死後一定要我帶他來，看你最後一眼……"

他發出撕心裂肺的一聲吼叫："爸，我一定會改好……接著"撲通"一聲跪了下去，一個使勁兒地用頭撞地。

"撲通、撲通"，只見探監室外黑亞亞跪倒一片，痛哭聲響徹天空……

.......
.... 父母恩重如山

Lee Chong Wei Won!!!!

Lee Chong Wei won and will be go for Badminton final

赶英超美

有叁只蚊子在炫耀自己的飞行技术，臭屁半天，吵的面红耳赤，都分不出个胜负，于是，他们决定各自“秀”一段。
英国蚊子首先发难只见它飞向一只青蛙，在它附近转了几圈，回来时，只见青蛙的舌头打了一个活结，他骄傲的说：告诉你们！在我老家，若没有这种本事，马上就会完蛋的！
美国蚊子冷笑两声：哼！雕虫小技，不足挂齿！！于是他飞向两只青蛙，在他们之间来回了几次，回来时，两只青蛙的舌头结成了一个死结，他臭屁的说：哼！在我老家，要这样子才能生存！
中国蚊子不屑的答道：开玩笑！在我们老家，没见过这么差的技术说！英国及美国蚊子很不服气的说：讲这样！？你以为你有多大能耐啊？？于是，中国蚊子就飞向一群青蛙，在其中穿梭了数趟，回来时，只见青蛙们的舌头揪在一起，便成了一个 ... “中国结“ ...

The Malaysian Dilemma

The cycle of missing goes like this in Malaysia ;

Get Vietnamese workers, dogs missing.
Get Bangladeshi workers, Malay girls missing.
Get Indonesian workers, money missing.
Get Indian workers, jewellery missing.
Get Chinese workers, husbands missing.
Call the police, the evidence goes missing,
Call the lawyers, the judge go missing,
Call the ministry of transport, the reports go missing
Change the government, funds go missing,
Say something and you may be missing.

"乳"字

一小学老师在和学生解释"乳"，乳即是小的意思，

比如乳鸽，乳猪等。之后老师要求小强造句。

小强：因为现在房价太高了，所以我家只能买得起50平方尺的乳房。

老师汗，说：再造一个

小强：我年纪太小，连一米宽的乳沟都跳不过去。

老师大汗，说：再来一个

小强：老师，我真得想不出来了，我的乳头都快想破了。

檳城大橋 10月1日 涨至RM9.40 ??

根據亞歐美研究的資料，將有8條大道於明年漲價，包括南北大道、新巴生河流域大道、聯邦大道R2、新街場大道、吉隆坡西散大道（克靈芝－白沙羅）、檳城大橋、加影連環公路與安邦高架天橋。

http://www.sinchew.com.my/node/77078?tid=1

Women Can Be So Cruel

After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized that I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home.
" I will have to go home and come back later. "
The woman says : " Unbutton your shirt. "
So I opened my shirt, revealing my curly silver chest hair.
She says : " That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me. " and she processed my application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social security office.
She said : " You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability benefits too. "

The era of PAS-UMNO coalition is coming

According to Malaysiakini : 阿都拉曾向回教党开出优厚的条件，献议副首相、内阁部长以及雪兰莪州务大臣的职位。按照这项条件，届时回教党将拥有四州州务大臣的职位，包括保住原有的吉兰丹、吉打州、霹雳州，另加雪兰莪州务大臣的职位。

translation:
Pak Lah promise give out something to PAS if they promised to work together as a coalition with UMNO.
Deputy PM II ; Cabinet minister posts , Selangor MB. ( which means , now PAS will be the MB for Selangor , Perak , Kedah and Kelantan )

Something to think about :
1. We will go to the era which is worse that what we had for the past 50 years. A total domination of Melayu-Islam in the nation of multi-racial.

2. Next GE ; if PAS+UMNO coalition is success ; which seat will PAS contested ? Maintain the current seat that they won ? UMNO will be weak then , so , UMNO will take back the seat that given to MCA , Gerakan , MIC .... Imagine , what would happen then...

DAP = Gerakan

Abang Adik.. serupa saja...
Whatever done by DAP last time , is now repeated by Gerakan.
Whatever done by Gerakan last time , is now being practiced by DAP.

Pak Lah buat lawak lagi !

I cant imagine , what would the world reaction on the statement by the Prime Minister of Malaysia on the DNA's stuff.
"The DNA is too OLD" ....
Alamak.. DNA pun boleh jadi lama kah ?? aiyooyoo samy... pls explain to Pak Lah what is DNA.
I am pretty sure that Dr Mahathir will laugh until he cant sleep tonight.

** maybe Pak Lah referring to this "DNA" ... ehheheheheh

The Prime Minister urged Anwar to allow the authorities to take samples for a DNA test if he insisted that he was innocent.

"The DNA sample the authorities have is too old, so they need a new sample, what is wrong in giving?

EPF declares 5.8 % dividend

Tired of the recent political hoo-haa that seems to be a never ending soap-opera ?
OK.. let's us take a look of something that will cheer up your afternoon..
** I hope so , becos the inflation rate is shooting high that this dividend rate wont be able to cover it !!!

KUALA LUMPUR, July 17 — The Employees Provident Fund posted a 29.9 per cent increase in gross investments last year despite the country's economy being impacted by the US sub-prime crisis.

The RM17.23 billion earned from investments in 2007 has enabled the Fund to declare a 5.8 per cent dividend for the year compared to 5.15 per cent in 2006.

The increase in income is the highest in its history while the dividend is the biggest declared over the past five years, the EPF said in a statement.

The Fund also said it increased total investments in 2007 by 9.5 per cent to RM313.01 billion from RM285.92 billion in 2006.

In 2007, it maintained a 78 per cent investment in fixed income but in low-risk instruments such as Malaysian government securities, money market instruments, bonds and savings with some in equities and property.

For this year, it said some changes would be introduced to further strengthen the Fund's commitment in providing for contributors' retirement savings. The EPF's annual report was tabled in Parliament yesterday. — Bernama

Beware; AirAsia sell your contact information

Fuck to AirAsia .. who is giving you permission to disclose my contact number to so called your business partnership : AIG ?????
You dont have the right to sell my information to them !!!
Listen to me my dear tambi Tony Fernandez :
DONT YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN !!!

AirAsia Privacy Policy :

Sharing of Information Collected

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Hey.. it is nothing to do with Insurance company who trying to sell their policy to me.. I am OK if it is related to the flight insurance coverage, but no other...!!!!

High Paid : Mattress Carrier Wanted

It seems like we have a very high-paid part time job awaiting for all Malaysian..
Yeah...... as a mattress carrier ..
Thanks to Anwar Ibrahim or Najib or Pak Lah.. I donno ; you decide by yourselves : who you want to thank to !!

Sokongan Moral utk Tunang Saiful : Janna

Utk pertama kalinya; saya berasa teragak-agak utk memaparkan post saya ini...
Apakah betul Anwar Ibrahim seorang peliwat ?
Apakah ini satu konspirasi jahat utk menjatuhkan karier politik Anwar Ibrahim ?
Apakah ini satu sandiwara yg dilakonkan oleh Anwar Ibrahim sendiri utk menaikkan imej beliau dan seterusnya menikam UMNO , serampang dua mata ...

Yg paling memeranjatkan ialah penglibatan tunang si-Saiful ini , tak pasal-pasal diheretkan dlm konspirasi/ sandiwara yg tidak kena-mengena dengan beliau..
Jika saudara ingin memberi sokongan moral kpd Janna...
Ini lah blog beliau ... Janna Mohd Zaki..

Tetapi awas , jangan cuba menghina beliau , kerana beliau ialah mangsa dalam hal ini.
Link itu diberi bukan bertujuan utk mengaibkan beliau... tetapi utk memberi sokongan moral !!!!

小幽默，大智慧

幽默的美国人

律师的太太对丈夫说：“咱们的房子和家俱的样式都太陈旧了，该重新装修一下了。”

律师：“你别急，我刚好接了一件离婚案，男方是个有钱的大亨。等我拆散了他们家，就来装修咱们家。”

大智慧。。。

如果法律成为某些人用以获取利益的工具的时候，它的危害性就会超过普通的一般犯罪。

出风头

“昨天在剧场里我看见了您的夫人。她咳嗽咳的好严重，以致大家都在看她。她是感冒了吧？”

“没有，你没看见她穿了一件漂亮的貂皮大衣吗？”

大智慧。。。

当人以夸张的方式试图引人注意的时候，反而让人看不到其所想展现的方面。

倒楣

“天啊！你的冰淇淋里掉进了一只苍蝇！”

“算它倒楣，它会被冻死的！”

大智慧。。。

站在不同的立场，可以得出不同的结论，好事可以变坏事，坏事也可以变好事。最重要的是拥有一份好的心态。

I Miss You So Much !!

Reasons behind paying civil servants twice a month

What would happen when your government dont have enough money to pay the goverment servant salary ?
Well; First ; break the payment into twice per month.

15th of the particular month, pay the salary ...
then...
issue traffic saman , saman malu , saman buang sampah merata-rata, saman meludah , saman kedai kopi naik harga , saman kedai runcit naik harga , saman-menyaman ..
until....
hooray , enough money to pay for the other half of the salary...

OK... now , what would happen to next month...
continue ...

issue traffic saman , saman malu , saman buang sampah merata-rata, saman meludah , saman kedai kopi naik harga , saman kedai runcit naik harga , saman-menyaman ..

** ini merupakan khayalan semata-mata selepas pekena nasi kandar D'kayu.. Jika ada kebetulan , harap maaf . Tiada niat utk mengaitkan dgn mereka-mereka samada yg masih sihat walafiat , hidup mahupun yg sudah berada di alam barzakh.....

Amazing : Lincoln and Kennedy

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
亞伯拉罕‧林肯在 1846 年當選美國國會議員進入國會
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
約翰‧甘迺迪在 1946 年當選美國國會議員進入國會

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
亞伯拉罕‧林肯在 1860 年當選美國總統
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
約翰‧甘迺迪在 1960 年當選美國總統


Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

他們二人都非常關注民權
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
他們二人的夫人都曾在入主白宮時期失去過她們的孩子

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
兩位總統都在星期五遇刺
Both Presidents were shot in the head
兩位總統都在頭部中槍

Now it gets really weird.
現在要說的才真不可思議

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
林肯的秘書名字叫做甘迺迪
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
甘迺迪的秘書名字叫做林肯

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
兩位總統都被美國南方人刺殺
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
兩人遇刺身亡後總統繼任者都是南方人而且都姓詹森

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
林肯的繼任者安德魯‧詹森出生於1808年
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
甘迺迪的繼任者林登‧詹森出生於1908年




John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
暗殺林肯的刺客約翰‧沃克斯‧布斯生於1839年
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
暗殺甘迺迪的刺客李‧哈維‧奧斯華生於1939年



Both assassins were known by their three names.
廣為人知的是兩名刺客的名字都有三個字
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
兩個人的名字都由十五個字母組成

Now hang on to your seat.
現在坐好你(妳)的椅子

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
林肯是在名字叫做′福特′的戲院被暗殺的
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'
甘迺迪是在′福特′汽車公司生產的′林肯′牌轎車上被暗殺的

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
刺客在戲院裡暗殺林肯後逃走躲進一間倉庫裡
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
刺客躲在倉庫裡暗殺甘迺迪後逃走躲進一間戲院裡


Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
兩名刺客都在審判前被刺殺

And here's the kicker...
最厲害的是...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
林肯在遇刺前一周曾待在馬里蘭州夢露市
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
甘迺迪在遇刺前一周曾和瑪莉蓮‧夢露在一起




Creepy huh? Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will not mind reading!
驚悚吧?這是一堂大多數人都不介意去讀的歷史課!

Confession

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says , "Dark in here."
The man says , "Yes , it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No , thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK , how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."

In the next few weeks , it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes , it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy , "How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."

A few days later , the father says to the boy , "Grab your gloves , let's go outside and have a game of catch."

The boy says , "I can't , I sold my ball and my glove."
The father asks , "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says , "$500"

The father says , "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... That is way more than those two things cost.

I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says , "Dark in here."
The priest says , "Don't start that shit again , you're in my closet now.

農場的故事

讓我說個農場的故事﹐讓你知道什麼是國陣說的"津貼"。。。 在一個農場裡﹐每天可以生產 10粒蘋果。農場裡有 5個工人和 1個場主﹐總共 6個人。他們每天一人吃一粒蘋果﹐就足夠維持農場裡 的運作﹐所以還有剩下4粒蘋果。 場主把這4粒蘋果賣了﹐一粒 RM10。結果賺了 RM40。場主把這RM40拿來提昇農場裡的所有設施﹐設備﹐但是一天最多也需要 RM25 罷了。多出的 RM10就拿來發給5個工人﹐每人有 RM2。還有 RM5拿來當作自己的盈利。 日子這樣下去﹐這個農場就變得很先進而且工人的住宿和環境都是一流的。5個工人也存了一筆錢。 但是不久這個好場主去世了﹐來了個新場主。新場主說﹕"我們要提昇農場素質﹐要有一流的思維。現在你們吃的蘋果﹐需要給 RM1.00。 但是你想想﹐這是很便宜的﹐你去外面買蘋果一粒要 RM10叻﹗" 工人沒辦法﹐就繼續做工和每天給 RM1.00 來吃他們以前每天吃的免費蘋果。結果他們現在每天只得到 RM1.00。 現在﹐新場主還是把多餘的 4粒蘋果拿去賣﹐賺了 RM40﹐還是像從前一樣﹐RM25拿來提昇設施﹐RM10就拿來發給5個工人﹐RM5拿 來當作自己的盈利﹐再來﹐現在那5粒蘋果他賣給工人﹐賺了 RM5.00。現在他共有每天RM10.00盈利。 ######################################################################################################## 不久﹐蘋果售價突然大漲了一倍﹐外面售價 RM20一粒。現在新場主還是把多餘的 4粒蘋果拿去賣﹐大賺了 RM80。 農場的設施提昇工程現在換了是新場主的朋友承包。新場主的朋友說﹐蘋果售價大漲﹐設施提昇工程的費用也要漲價了﹐變成 RM50。 其實真正費用才 RM30﹐新場主把多出來的 RM20和他的朋友平分。 現在新場主有﹐ RM10 (和他的朋友平分的提昇工程費) RM20 的盈利(RM80-RM50-RM10=RM20) RM5 的賣蘋果給自己員工賺的錢。 總共是RM35.00。比起以前的RM10﹐ 新場主多賺了RM25.00﹗! 哇﹗﹗﹗暴利叻﹐蘋果售價突然大漲﹐農場賺多了 RM25.00。但是工人還是每天只賺取RM1.00。 但是﹐貪心的新場主卻招來 5位員工﹐對他們說﹐"你們看看﹐蘋果現在的市場售價是 RM20 一粒﹐但是你們卻用 RM1.00 來買一粒蘋果﹐你看你們多幸運﹗" "我就辛苦了﹐我需要津貼你們每人 RM19.00﹐總共 RM95.00 來給你們蘋果吃啊﹐你看農場的津貼負擔多麼的重﹗" "農場真的很辛苦了﹐再這樣下去﹐農場會破產﹐倒閉。現在我賣你們每粒蘋果 RM1.50 吧﹐我辛苦一點來津貼RM18.50。" 那麼現在新場主的暴利又增加了﹐RM20 + RM10 + RM7.50 = RM37.50。又賺多了RM2.50。這 RM2.50 是從哪裡賺來的﹖ 就是從自己工人的口袋賺來的。