There is no instruction from the GOVERNMENT!

Two ITALIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady.

Two AMERICAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
They both had the lady TOGETHER.

Two FRENCH men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.

Two THAI men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.

Two FILIPINO men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.

Two INDONESIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his
advisor.
The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.

Two MALAYSIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert  island;
The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomizing the other man
because she was rejected by both

Two SINGAPOREAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The two men did nothing because there is no instruction from the GOVERNMENT!