Love and Marriage

Love: When you take a bubble bath together
Marriage: When you give the kids a bath

Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two
Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals . . . to go

Love: Giving your love some candy
Marriage: Scraping the kids' candy off of the carpet

Love: Sex every night
Marriage: What's sex?

Love: A night out at the symphony
Marriage: A night out at Sesame Street On Ice

Love: French perfume
Marriage: "The baby needs changing. . ."

Love: Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold
Marriage: Your teenaged daughter has borrowed all of your jackets

Love: Finding the "Fell in Love on AOL" room
Marriage: Finding the "Married and Looking" room

Love: Long drives through the countryside
Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat