GONG XI

Gong Xi ... Gong Xi
Happy Chinese Year...
Well, I am now in my hometown, so the connection is with dial up...
may noy be able to update my blog so frequent...
so..... enjoy the holiday lor...

Stupid Question, Smart Answer

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Kitten eaten by kid

For those who are parents out there , please please feed your child with enough food. Or else, it will end up with , a headline story: Kitten eaten by kid in TheStar.
errmm how is the tail taste ?

Wallet vs Fuel Meter

The oil price is keep on rising and rising and I am worry that Malaysian government will announce the new +++ price for petrol AGAIN... aiii....
No money to use liao leh... everything naik harga, mana boleh tahan !!!
To show the current scenario and to help Proton to boost up their automobile business , I would like to suggest Proton to adopt this fuel meter in the latest Proton car.
A meter that will shows the comparation between wallet and fuel status.

DOG man

Oh ohhh... now i know why so many argument on cloning..
If you did a good job, then it is ok.. but what would happen if you screw it up.
see this.. a combination of man and dog..
so, the creature will act like a dog.. ehhehehhe
listen to their owner.... the man.

I think i have seen this dog somewhere, if I am not mistaken, there are 10 of them, one have been converted to fully dog already....
Ohh yaa.. i knew oredi, they are in the TV3, sending memo to the owner.. hahahha

Your Own Swimming Pool

If you want to have your own swimming pool for the coming Chinese New Year....
eh-hem , very gaya leh.. have own swimming pool...
okay.. just call up your uncle or cousin or who ever you know that own a lorry... do as above.. Done !!

p/s: the biggest lorry will give you the bigger area for swim.

Nose Mining

I know that some of you have a bad habit of picking your nose or so called nose mining. Besides not hygiene ,actually , it is very dangerous. Look at the man in the photo above..Oh My God !!!
The next time your kids start to do the "mining", just show this photo to them.
I am 101% sure, they won't dare to do it anymore....
Want to thank me , ok laa, just belanja me the Teh Tarik kurang susu kurang gula kurang warna ....

Damn to racist !!

A scene also took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg and
London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. "Madam, what is the
matter," the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she
responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit
next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."


"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this
flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The
Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just
as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I
spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is one seat in the business
class. All the same, we also have one seat in the first class.

"Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued: "It is
unusual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the
first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that
it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting"

She then turned to the black guy, and said, "Therefore, Sir, if you
would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class."

At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had
just witnessed stood up and applauded .

Photo from the First U.S. Trip to the Moon

Do you know what is happenning when US first astronout landed at moon..
errmm.. these is something that they want to hide from us...

New Microsoft Word ??

Hey Bill.. .please , please.. please release this version of Microsoft Word.. I promise I wont buy the cetak-rompak software..

Brave enough ?

How to test that you are brave enough ? Just follow that the stupid penguin do ...
hehehe do this to your boss when he is sleeping in his room.. and shout: Big Boss coming !!!

still wrong ??

Hahaha... if you can answer this correctly , then you are a "man" !!...
Ok.. dont have to crack your head.. there is no other answer anymore..
the answer is: YES

hahahha.... only applicable if the question is raised by your gf or wife..

Meeting... meeting.. meeting

Sorry for not updating the blog as frequent as usual. For these few weeks, have been loaded with a lots of works from my boss...... back home at 8~9 pm everyday.. so sien leh...
Meeting.. meeting and meeting.. all the time meeting, how can I finish my works then.. !!
Grrrr..... geramnye...

GooDoor

You might have heard a rumour that Google will introduce cheap PC in the works that features a Google OS and will debut via Wal-Mart and other retailers. So, if this is real.. what is the OS ? Ah-ha... how about GooDoor !!

Punishment for Bill Gates

A group of so called, IT_Freedom Justice Dept have decided to punish Bill Gates.This is a part of their plan.To all the Microsoft employee , please stay away from Bill Gates for the coming weeks so that you are safe. Do not thank me for the warning.

Kepong MRR2 , can use or not ?

As a Malaysian that love this country so much.. I would like to donate 50 pieces of each of these sign boards to the Kementerian Kerja Raya. Where to put it ? Aiyo... you dont know meh ? This sign board is extremely needed at Kepong MRR2. To the road users , please pray before use the bridge , or you can also sing this:

Kepong bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down... Kepong bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down... My fair Samy !!


Via Utusan: Jejambat retak di Lebuh Raya Lingkaran Tengah 2 (MRR2) dekat Kepong di sini, yang ditutup tiga bulan dan dibuka semula November lalu, masih tidak selamat digunakan - ia berhayun kuat dan dipercayai berada di tahap akhir toleransinya.
Pada masa ini, tahap merekahnya berada pada kadar 0.2 peratus. Proses merekah itu melebar pada kadar 0.1 peratus setahun.
Ini bermakna, jangka hayat jejambat itu hanya boleh bertahan dua tahun lagi.

Malaysia's Rambo

Who say that Malaysia lack of Hero... Can you see the police from Malaysia, so brave !! Police from other country need a full set of equipment and gear up , Malaysia's police.. aiya... one spectacle.. enough liao...
Again; Dont play play with PDRM , or else, we will "filmed" you up and send it out as MMS... do you get me ?

The death of Wa FM

Announcement : the death of Wa FM....
but don't understand, why they said re-structure at the first time..
tipu-kare !!

Intel = Samsung ??

Read this somewhere....
"A friend of mine brought this up to me recently, and mentioned that the main driver of the new logo was "one of our VP's of marketing who recently joined Intel from Samsung - which i thought was kind of weird when he was first hired - but anyway, i thought it was good he was brining in some changes to "make his mark" on intel. the thing that is most ironic about all of this is the samsung logo from where he came." he then goes on to mention that the Intel logo is pretty much the exact chromatic inverse of the samsung logo... Interesting. "

Aiyoo..... means that..... copy cat... eat the rat !!!

I 'll tell outside

Since Intel has using the new "leap ahead" logo... I think it is now okay to make fool the "Intel Inside"... Oh no.. it is "I 'll tell outside"...
Frankly.... I like the dropped "e" Intel logo... looks nice !!

If Bell didn't invent telephone....

If Bell didn't invent telephone....
Who is he ? read this
A pioneer in the field of telecommunications, Alexander Graham Bell was born in 1847 in Edinburgh, Scotland. He moved to Ontario, and then to the United States, settling in Boston, before beginning his career as an inventor. Throughout his life, Bell had been interested in the education of deaf people. This interest lead him to invent the microphone and, in 1876, his "electrical speech machine," which we now call a telephone. News of his invention quickly spread throughout the country, even throughout Europe. By 1878, Bell had set up the first telephone exchange in New Haven, Connecticut. By 1884, long distance connections were made between Boston, Massachusetts and New York City.

Bell imagined great uses for his telephone, like this model from the 1920s, but would he ever have imagined telephone lines being used to transmit video images? Since his death in 1922, the telecommunication industry has undergone an amazing revolution. Today, non-hearing people are able to use a special display telephone to communicate. Fiber optics are improving the quality and speed of data transmission. Actually, your ability to access this information relies upon telecommunications technology. Bell's "electrical speech machine" paved the way for the Information Superhighway.

World without The Wright brothers

Do you know how the world will looks like without The Wright brothers, Orville Wright and Wilbur Wright ?
I am going to show to you the artist's illustrated photo on it...
hehehehe; for sure MAS won't need to sell its building... ( aiya... No MAS liao that time )

Cannot be too loyal

Do you know why we are encourage NOT to work too long in a same company....
look at this.. and you will understand why we cannot be too loyal !!

Hahaha.. if my boss see this and know who am I , I am gonna say bye-bye lor..
God, please bless me..

The "Before and After Marriage" Poem

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage. .
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married. .
You die I help you!

Before marriage. .
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. . .
You go anywhere. . up to you.
Lagi lama married. . .
You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not,
I'm stuck with you,
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding.
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding.
Don't know whether katak or biawak

Before wedding.
Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
After wedding.
Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill

Before wedding.
He opens the car door
After wedding.
He opens his mouth and snores

Before wedding.
She / he was your ideal
After wedding.
She / he becomes your ordeal

Real Mummy

Do you want to know what the Mummy looks like after those "beauty" make-up and dress ?
Nah... see.. not much different than those "thing" , isn't it ?
So , do you still afraid of Mummy ? Don't scare laa

Wow...still running

As long as it is still can run.... use it..
See how Malaysian trying to save their pocket from getting broke.
But, this is not applicable for car that is start with "P" and end with "N" or car that start with "P" and end with "A"

Gay-sha

Memoir of Gay-sha... this is damn funny !!! Beh tahan !!!!! hahahahahhaha

http://www.youtube.com/?v=_AQvqsZFgDY

Window ShutDown

errmm.. at the moment.. I am still comfortable with my window..
maybe someone out there get crazy liao becos of the Bill's creature ?

Weather forecasting magic stone

Weather forecasting magic stone: Dun play play..
did you read carefully what is the instruction ? See.. true leh..
so, don't worry already.. hehehehe what I will get if I reconmend to Jabatan Kaji Cuaca?

Strong

I like this advertisement.. to have a strong teeth.. use Colgate..
errmm.... maybe it can also be used for Durex... use quality stuff or else.. you will have baby...

Speak up for your own life

First they came for the Communists,
 and I didn’t speak up,
   because I wasn’t a Communist.
Then they came for the Jews,
 and I didn’t speak up,
   because I wasn’t a Jew.
Then they came for the Catholics,
 and I didn’t speak up,
   because I was a Protestant.
Then they came for me,
 and by that time there was no one
   left to speak up for me.

by Rev. Martin Niemoller, 1945

Password

Don't misunderstand.. it is the password that doesn't long enough. It should be at least 8 characters long. Password must NOT contain your first name, last name, or User ID.Password must NOT begin with a numeric character (the digits 0 through 9).Password must have 3 out of the following 4 characteristics:
- At least one upper case letter (A-Z)
- At least one lower case letter (a-z)
- At least one number (0-9)
- At least one of the following symbols: hyphen ( - ), underscore ( _ ), dollar ( $ ), pound/hash ( # )

Am I explanation long enough ?

How to shoot

kakaka.... how to shoot ? you teach me laa..
maybe the gun is also bought from Kedai Runcit Ahleong.
The guy really need more training....

Peace through happy family

First post in 2006, wish that the world will be in peace through out the time.
To have a peaceful world, you need to have a happy family.
May all your wish come true... and mine too..