The "Before and After Marriage" Poem

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage. .
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married. .
You die I help you!

Before marriage. .
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. . .
You go anywhere. . up to you.
Lagi lama married. . .
You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not,
I'm stuck with you,
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding.
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding.
Don't know whether katak or biawak

Before wedding.
Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
After wedding.
Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill

Before wedding.
He opens the car door
After wedding.
He opens his mouth and snores

Before wedding.
She / he was your ideal
After wedding.
She / he becomes your ordeal