what have caused the pipe blocked ????
Sigh.. you wont believe this !!
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Re: Masturbation in Showers
We have recently found several blockages in showers in university owned accomodation, most commonly caused by human hair.
However, over last term we found many of these blockages to be caused by large quantities of what we have now determined to be semen. This is intolerable, and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of DNA matching if the problem persists.
May we advise students who wish to masturbate to do so in the comfort of their own rooms, rather than in the showers.
Thank you for taking time to read this document
P Robinson, Director, Estates and Buildings
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