How to boots up the economy

When there were no viable economic projects, workers might be asked to dig holes in the ground and covering them up later. Malaysia has found a better way, build CIQ and demolish part of it, and then rebuild other parts. Malaysia boleh!

“The Sun 17th April of Works Minister, Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu statement that “Part of the new Customs, Immigration and Quarantine (CIQ) complex in Johor Baru has to be demolished to make way for a straight road to connect the complex to the Johor Causeway, yesterday…. “

Malaysia English .. break letter

A literal translation from Malay.

"Tijah ingin memutuskan perhubungan dengan boyfriend MAT SALLEH nya...

Dia tak sanggup bertemu muka, Lalu dia pun mengutus surat... surat tu
macam ni bunyinya:


Hi, my motive write this letter is to give know you something.

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I have think about this very cook cook.

I know I clap one hand only. Correctly, I have seen you and she together
at town with eyes myself. You always ask for apology back back.
I don't trust you again!!! You are really crocodile land.

My Friend speak you play wood three... Now I know you correct correct
play wood three. So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle.
I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.
So, I break off to go far from here. I don't want you to play play with my liver.
I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you.
I don't want banana to fruit two times... Safe walk...

Tijah"

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Sad Love story

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 km/h on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day :
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

Feel touching ??? Opps.. this is NOT what I want you to feel or to think about..

Lesson learnt: aiyaa... BOTH SHOULD WEAR HELMET laaaa
very sad.. they dont follow the undang-undang keselamatan jalan raya.

06:06:06 06/06/06

On 6th June , at six minutes and six seconds after 6:00
in the morning, the time and date will be 06:06:06 06/06/06.

OK.. that's all... wait for what ??

To the shallow minded of A Kadir Jasin

Some words from me to the shallow minded of A Kadir Jasin. Who is he ? He was the ex-Editor-in-Chief of magazine publishing company, Berita Publishing Sdn Bhd. He was Group Editor NST Sdn Bhd and Group Editor-in-Chief of NSTP Bhd between 1988 and 2000.

It was veryfunny and very disappointed that a person which such qualification will have such a loser mentality.

my word to him:
"wajarkah pegangan ekuiti dinisbahkan berdasarkan peratusan sesuatu kaum dan bukannya usaha dan perih keringat ? Jika ini disuarakan oleh golongan yang tak berilmu, maka bolehlah diterima bahawa kurangnya ilmu di dada mempengaruhi permikiran di otak. Mempersoalkan nisbah penguasaan ekuiti berdasarkan kaum adalah sesuatu yang menyedihkan.. tambahan pula datangnya dari seseorang yang bernama Kadir Jasin.Adakah saudara kadir jasin mengatakan bahawa perjuangan fahaman komunisme yang memperjuangkan "menegarakan" kesemua ekonomi sesuatu negara dimana rakyat adalah pemilik kesemua sektor ekonomi sebagai satu sistem yang ideal. Tentunya tidak .. dan tentunya bangsa Malaysia keseluruhannya menolak fahaman yang dangkal ini.

Tatkala kita memperjuangan pembinaan jatidiri semangat jiwa sebagai sebuah bangsa Malaysia. Di ungkitkan pula persoalan yang amat tidak relevan ini. Apakah kaum Cina atau India di Malaysia ini bukan warganegara yang melafazkan taat setia dan cinta kepada Malaysia. Tidakkah mereka ini warganegara yang sah sama ada dari segi undang-undang mahupun dari segi rohani. Apakah Lee Chang Wei atau Nicol David atau Alex Yoong bukan sebahagian drpd warga Malaysia. Mengapakah tidak wujud perasaan bangga akan penguasaan ekuiti negara oleh BANGSA MALAYSIA , dan bersyukur bukannya bangsa asing seperti warga Singapura mahupun negara asing lain yang menguasai ekonomi negara Malaysia yang tercinta

Sedarlah wahai sahabatku semua, kita adalah bangsa Malaysia... yang melafazkan taat setia kepada Yg Dipertuan Agong. yang merasa bangga tatkala lagu Negaraku berkumandang semasa kejohanan sukan antarabangsa. Bukankah ini lebih baik daripada menjolok talian silaturrahim antara kaum di Malaysia."

Confession of a kid

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.
Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.

Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.

" Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

>>> Letter 1
>>> Dear God,
>>> I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my
>>> birthday. I want a red one.
>>> Your friend,
>>> Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

>>> Letter 2
>>> Dear God,
>>> This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I
>>> would like a red bike for my birthday.
>>> Thank you.
>>> Your friend Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

>>> Letter 3
>>> Dear God,
>>> I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike
>>> for my birthday.
>>> Bobby

Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

>>> Letter 4
>>> God,
>>> I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will
>>> be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
>>> Thank you,
>>> Bobby

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.
Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him.

Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.
Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there.
Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the
church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Bobby began to write his letter to God.

>>> Letter 5
>>> God,
>>> I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!!!!

01:02:03 04/05/06

On Thursday 4th May next month, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00
in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.
That won't ever happen again.

You may now return to your (normal ?) life - as you know it.
BACK TO WORK !!

Calvin Klein + Superman....

Calvin Klein + Superman....
what a great combination ......
what colour u prefer to ?