Since Intel plans additional restructuring which means someone will loose his/her job....The Intel employees need to work very hard to ensure they still hold their rice bowl..
so pity.... oh yaa.. see this fellow... so rajin !!
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Intel Best Employee
Since Intel plans additional restructuring which means someone will loose his/her job....The Intel employees need to work very hard to ensure they still hold their rice bowl..
so pity.... oh yaa.. see this fellow... so rajin !!
Roti Benggali, Cuti-cuti luar negeri
New business that going to make a lots of $$$$ : Roti Benggali...
even Mahathir also interested..
"Dr. Mahathir menambah, beliau kini sedang beralih arah kepada perniagaan roti memandangkan kegagalan ‘projek meganya’. Sekarang saya nak jual roti benggali,” ujarnya. "
Oh ya,,, where is our PM when we need him to answer all the questions raised by ex-PM ?
ohh.... pii cuti .... where ???? Oversea !!!
FYI, cuti-cuti Malaysia is only for rakyat biasa,
for Menteri... is cuti cuti luar negeri...
Tomato Story
I knew a lot of ppl have heard about this before :
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email".
"I'm sorry", said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and ret urn late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied, "I don't have an email."
The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story
M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3- If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy/girl, than a millionaire... Have a great day!!!
For those who want to close your email acc and internet acc now and going to sell durian...
Yeah.. good luck to you !!!
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email".
"I'm sorry", said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and ret urn late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied, "I don't have an email."
The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story
M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3- If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy/girl, than a millionaire... Have a great day!!!
For those who want to close your email acc and internet acc now and going to sell durian...
Yeah.. good luck to you !!!
Sunday, June 25, 2006
Eat the Idiot Only
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals in the interest of cultural diversity.
"You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcome briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later, their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and
I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our shipping clerks has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the shipping clerk?"
A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued,
"You fool, for 4 weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed
anything, but NOW, you go and eat someone who actually does
something!" STUPID YOU .. now see what is happening..
Lesson Learnt: ONLY EAT THE IDIOT
He Been Blackout
If you not believe in Karma, you better believe it..See what is happening to him... HE BEEN BLACKOUT
But , it is still Okay , a lots of Malaysian still standing at his back...
Tak Percaya ke ??
Friday, June 23, 2006
Help needed with my blog
I am having problem with my blog..
What I post is not as what I see ...
Let see the difference:
Can someone please help me.. thanks
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
New English Introduced in 5 Years
Why you should start learning in-proper English now...
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year
when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl ze URL : http://askforfun.blogspot.com.
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year
when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl ze URL : http://askforfun.blogspot.com.
Thursday, June 15, 2006
the reason why we lost the Disneyland
Do you want to know the reason why we lost the Disneyland ?Recent conversation between President of Disneyland International(A) and
his Senior Vice-President of International Marketing(B):
A: So what's the latest on the international front?
B: Let's see. Yes, we have an enquiry from Malaisher.
A: Malaisher? Where's that? In Thailand?
B: No, that's somewhere south of Thailand. Small country, shaped like a banana.
A: Okay, what do they want?
B: They are interested in setting up Disneyland there.
A: Oh really? That must be near Hongkong. How are we doing in Hongkong?
B: Oh Hongkong is fine. That's because the weather in Hongkong is great,
very conducive to outdoor action for the whole family.
A: What about the weather in Malaisher then?
B: Blistering hot, up to the thirties. Then they have two monsoons, six
months apart.
A: Hmm, go on.
B: And when it rains, the place floods like hell. Cars washed away, trees
uprooted, landslides.
A: You're kidding.
B: No sir. I've got a report here that says only 4 days ago an Indonesian
community was washed away by a landslide.
A: Indonesian community? I thought you said Malaisher?
B: Oh yes, but they have hundreds of thousands of illegal workers, mainly
from Indonesia.
A: What's the crime rate like in Malaisher?
B: Pretty bad. Snatch thieves, children kidnapped and killed ... last week
a little girl was found dead. And the crime rate is expected to go up.
A: Expected to go up? Who said that?
B: The police themselves. They threatened to let the crime rate go up if
the government sets up a commission that all of them don't like. See, it's
here on the Net.
A: They even circulated that kind of threat on the Net?
B: Apparently a dumb corporal did it by mistake.
A: Tell me more about the police there.
B: Well, a report here says last week there was a peaceful demonstration
against some tariff hikes and the police bashed them up, beat the hell out
of them. I've got pictures.
A: Sounds brutally efficient.
B: Not really, cos last month there was another demonstration; this time
against a forum that was being held in a hotel, and the police couldn't
control that crowd. They actually asked the people in the
forum to go home.
A: What more can you tell me about Malaisher?
B: Let's see ... oh yes, they produce fake DVDs by the thousands and
actually sell them openly.
A: Gee, that bad huh? Well we can't let them touch our merchandise then,can we?
B: No sir. Oh, one more thing. They support Iran's nuclear program.
A: Tell me you're kidding!
B: No sir, they just had a regional meeting and their PM declared his
stand. It's all in their on-line news.
A: Alright, listen. I've heard enough. We are not sending Mickey Mouse there
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
My Cubicle : damn nice song
Damn nice song ,the lyrics to the song to be sung in the tune of “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt..... siao lang song.... damn nice....
Give it a vote ... by leaving it in comment if you like it
My cubicle
My job is stupid,
My day’s a bore,
Inside this office,
From 8 to 4.
Nothing ever happens,
My life is pretty blank,
Pretending that I am working,
Pray I don’t get canned.
My cubicle, my cubicle,
It’s 1 of 62,
It’s my small space,
In a crowded place,
Just a six by six board booth,
And I hate it, that’s the truth.
When I give a sigh,
As the boss walks by,
No one ever talks to me,
Or looks me in the eye,
And I really should work,
But instead I just sit here,
And surf the internet.
And my cubicle, my cubicle,
It doesn’t have a view,
It’s my small space,
In a crowded place,
I sit inside there too,
And sometimes I sit here nude.
Give it a vote ... by leaving it in comment if you like it
My cubicle
My job is stupid,
My day’s a bore,
Inside this office,
From 8 to 4.
Nothing ever happens,
My life is pretty blank,
Pretending that I am working,
Pray I don’t get canned.
My cubicle, my cubicle,
It’s 1 of 62,
It’s my small space,
In a crowded place,
Just a six by six board booth,
And I hate it, that’s the truth.
When I give a sigh,
As the boss walks by,
No one ever talks to me,
Or looks me in the eye,
And I really should work,
But instead I just sit here,
And surf the internet.
And my cubicle, my cubicle,
It doesn’t have a view,
It’s my small space,
In a crowded place,
I sit inside there too,
And sometimes I sit here nude.
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
How To Cook an Egg with Mobile Phones
Vladimir Lagovski and Andrei Moiseynko from Komsomolskaya Pravda Newspaper in
The journalists created a simple microwave structure as shown in the picture. They called from one cell phone to the other and left both phones on talking mode. They placed a tape recorder next to phones to imitate sounds of speaking so the phones would stay on.
After, 15 minutes: The egg became slightly warm.
25 minutes: The egg became very warm.
40 minutes: The egg became very hot.
65 minutes: The egg was cooked. (As you can see.)
Conclusion ..1: Cooking eggs with mobile phones is possible but very expensive (so, dont do it)
Conclusion ..2: All this talk of danger is exaggerated; even if your brain gets cooked, it would take a couple hours of talking on a cell phone. ( err... so how about the ladies in the Maxis 's world cup rate 12am-7 am promotion.. they will surely die... , BRAIN get COOKED)
Conclusion ..3: We dont recommend carrying cell phone in your pants.
http://www.kp.ru/daily/23694.4/52233/print
Reply on Racism at Pizza Hut Malaysia
Here is the reply from Pizza Hut Malaysia on the issue raised.
The reply was get from a friend of mine, not directed mail to me.
12 June 2006
To Whom It May Concern:
RE: PIZZA HUT GOVERNMENT TAX AND SERVICE CHARGE
It has come to our attention that there is a malicious email alleging that Pizza Hut
does not charge 5 % government tax and 10% service charge based on certain race.
We would like to unequivocally state that the email is a hoax. It is mandatory to
charge 5% Government Tax and 10% Service charge for all dine-in customers. These
are pre-programmed in our cash register.
We do, however, collate information of our customers, inter-alia group size and race,
to better understand our customer profile and dine-in habits to serve them better.
We hope this puts to rest your concern and we would appreciate very much if you
would forward this message to all those that share your concern and those well
meaning friends who have forwarded you the hoax mail.
Regards,
For Pizza Hut Restaurants Sdn. Bhd.
ROSNIZA BAHARUM
Deputy General Manager
Group Public Relations
Issue: Racism at Pizza Hut Malaysia?
The reply was get from a friend of mine, not directed mail to me.
12 June 2006
To Whom It May Concern:
RE: PIZZA HUT GOVERNMENT TAX AND SERVICE CHARGE
It has come to our attention that there is a malicious email alleging that Pizza Hut
does not charge 5 % government tax and 10% service charge based on certain race.
We would like to unequivocally state that the email is a hoax. It is mandatory to
charge 5% Government Tax and 10% Service charge for all dine-in customers. These
are pre-programmed in our cash register.
We do, however, collate information of our customers, inter-alia group size and race,
to better understand our customer profile and dine-in habits to serve them better.
We hope this puts to rest your concern and we would appreciate very much if you
would forward this message to all those that share your concern and those well
meaning friends who have forwarded you the hoax mail.
Regards,
For Pizza Hut Restaurants Sdn. Bhd.
ROSNIZA BAHARUM
Deputy General Manager
Group Public Relations
Issue: Racism at Pizza Hut Malaysia?
Sunday, June 11, 2006
Racism : still waiting for reply
well.... I am still waiting for their reply on the "racism" issue..maybe becos the feedback system a bit slow..
or the Top Guy is so busy with their tale of 2 boards
Friday, June 09, 2006
Racism at Pizza Hut Malaysia?
My friend went there last nite purposely & found that there's a "Race" column & the staff marked as "C"...Not sure how far this is true.....but next time to Pizza Hut pls check the bill......anyway, you can refer the attached pictures for more details....if this is true, gonna boycott the pizza hut liao !
At the same time , I have mailed pizza hut on this matter and now awaiting for their reply...
going to post it once i got the reply.
Original email that sent to me :
Hello everyone. I have some interesting news. I was in Pizza Hut (Sunway
Pyramid) yesterday and suddenly my friend showed me the bill. The bill contains normal things (number of person, bill. number and what is ordered). But, what shocked me is that they had space called "RACE". I guess since we were all wearing tudung, they labelled us as 0, which means MALAY. Later, when we went to pay...we had no service charge and no tax charge.
Still in shock, I peeped into another bill in the counter. In that bill, under the race space, it was labelled as C (which I guess means Chinese). That bill had service and tax charges!!!
I started investigating. One of my Sri Lankan friends was labelled as Indian it seems and she also had to pay service and tax charges a few weeks back.
What I'm wondering is that...does anyone know about this? I find it rather strange that they charge service and tax charge using race in Pizza Hut, out of all the places!
Shazwani
My email to Pizza Hut :
To :
General Manager, Operations
Senior Manager, Marketing
Senior Manager, Marketing
Hi ;
I would like to seek some explanation from your side:
1. I am curious what is the reason of putting the race column in your pizza hut bill ? Are you trying to encourage racism ?
Please dont tell us you are performing survey,hahaha
2. Is that true that your are charging the service charge based on customer race ?
Waiting eagerly for your reply...
Thanks and Regards
Thursday, June 08, 2006
How to Measure Global Warming
How do we know that the global warming is getting worse day by day ?Well... I have the way to measure it..
You don't have to be a PhD Doctor to understand it..
even the Ah maa , Ah Kong , Ah Beng , Ah Lian also can understand it..
Especially .,.... for Ah Lian...
Monday, June 05, 2006
Intel to lay off 16,000 employees ??
WHAT !!!!
Is INTEL going to do that ? Will it happened to Intel Penang ?
If this is true.. OMG....
Anyone got something to share on this ?
Via : TG Daily
Intel chief executive officer Paul Otellini revealed last month that Intel is about o enter the most extensive "self re-evaluation" phase in 20 years. Now, first indications of the impact of this process begin to surface: According to industry sources, the company may lay off or "re-deploy" up to 16,000 employees. Intel is expected to announce details on 15 June.
