An Israeli doctor says:
'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says:
'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Russian doctor says:
'In my country, medicine is so far progressed that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
The Malaysian doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains, out from Kepala Batas, Penang, put him in the Parliament for 5 years, and now half the country is looking for work.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
There is no instruction from the GOVERNMENT!
Two ITALIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady.
Two AMERICAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
They both had the lady TOGETHER.
Two FRENCH men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.
Two THAI men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.
Two FILIPINO men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.
Two INDONESIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his
advisor.
The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.
Two MALAYSIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomizing the other man
because she was rejected by both
Two SINGAPOREAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The two men did nothing because there is no instruction from the GOVERNMENT!
Two AMERICAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
They both had the lady TOGETHER.
Two FRENCH men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.
Two THAI men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.
Two FILIPINO men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.
Two INDONESIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his
advisor.
The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.
Two MALAYSIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomizing the other man
because she was rejected by both
Two SINGAPOREAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The two men did nothing because there is no instruction from the GOVERNMENT!
Thursday, November 20, 2008
有錢 : 沒錢
沒錢的時候，養豬；
有錢的時候，養狗；
沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜；
有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜；
沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車；
有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車；
沒錢的時候想結婚，有錢的時候想離婚；
沒錢的時候老婆兼秘書，有錢的時候秘書兼老婆；
沒錢的時候假裝有錢，有錢的時候假裝沒錢。
人啊，都不講實話：
> > 說股票是毒品，都在玩；
> > 說金錢是罪惡，都在撈；
> > 說美女是禍水，都想要；
> > 說高處不勝寒，都在爬；
> > 說煙酒傷身體，就不戒；
> > 說天堂最美好，都不去！
當今社會，窮吃肉，富吃蝦，領導幹部吃王八；
男想高，女想瘦， 狗穿衣裳人露肉；
過去把第一次留給丈夫，現在把第一胎留給丈夫；
鄉下早晨雞叫人，城裡晚上人叫雞
有錢的時候，養狗；
沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜；
有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜；
沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車；
有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車；
沒錢的時候想結婚，有錢的時候想離婚；
沒錢的時候老婆兼秘書，有錢的時候秘書兼老婆；
沒錢的時候假裝有錢，有錢的時候假裝沒錢。
人啊，都不講實話：
> > 說股票是毒品，都在玩；
> > 說金錢是罪惡，都在撈；
> > 說美女是禍水，都想要；
> > 說高處不勝寒，都在爬；
> > 說煙酒傷身體，就不戒；
> > 說天堂最美好，都不去！
當今社會，窮吃肉，富吃蝦，領導幹部吃王八；
男想高，女想瘦， 狗穿衣裳人露肉；
過去把第一次留給丈夫，現在把第一胎留給丈夫；
鄉下早晨雞叫人，城裡晚上人叫雞
Sunday, November 09, 2008
Only happen in China
In China , everything can be "pirated"...
see their version of McD ,Watsons , Pizza Hut.........
