orang kampung kata

Orang kampung says:
Karen naik ( electric ).... tol naik.... ayaq naik (water: referring to both tariff and also water level on both river and highway included NKVE and Federal Highway).. kereta naik harga.. bas sekolah naik harga.... ikan kembung naik harga.. petrol naik harga.... teh tarik ikut naik harga... roti canai naik harga... rokok naik harga... carlberg naik harga ( ok.. muslim cannot take it , ok !! ) , gas memasak naik harga...
hehehehhehehe
Nasib baik getah pun naik harga... !!!!!


some info
sebelum 1990 - RM 0.89
Tahun 1990 - RM 1.10 (kenaikan RM 0.21)
01/10/2000 - RM 1.20 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
20/10/2001 - RM 1.30 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
01/05/2002 - RM 1.32 (kenaikan RM 0.02)
31/10/2002 - RM 1.33 (kenaikan RM 0.01)
01/03/2003 - RM 1.35 (kenaikan RM 0.02)
01/05/2004 - RM 1.37 (kenaikan RM 0.02)
01/10/2004 - RM 1.42 (kenaikan RM 0.05)
05/05/2005 - RM 1.52 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
31/07/2005 - RM 1.62 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
Hari ini: 28/02/2006 – RM 1.92 (kenaikan RM 0.30)

pipe blocked by......

what have caused the pipe blocked ????
Sigh.. you wont believe this !!

In case you can't read the small picture :

Re: Masturbation in Showers

We have recently found several blockages in showers in university owned accomodation, most commonly caused by human hair.

However, over last term we found many of these blockages to be caused by large quantities of what we have now determined to be semen. This is intolerable, and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of DNA matching if the problem persists.

May we advise students who wish to masturbate to do so in the comfort of their own rooms, rather than in the showers.

Thank you for taking time to read this document

P Robinson, Director, Estates and Buildings

Killing Rakyat

Wah Lau !!! Alots of blog have spread out the news and emotion on the petrol new price... so not going to say more liao...
Killing Rakyat laa !!!

Address ?? which one ?

The youth nowadays......
maybe when you ask them... what is mouse ? they will show you the "Manually Operated User Selection Equipment"................................. COMPUTER MOUSE laaa

Besi buruk is better than submarine

Via Utusan: Tijgerhaai dan Zwaardis, dua buah kapal selam Belanda yang mulanya diura-ura akan dijual kepada Malaysia akhirnya akan dimusnah menjadi `besi buruk'.
Hahahah ... now only we know that..... Besi buruk is better than submarine..
Hooray to the Lumut Biggest kilang besi buruk