Embassy in Malaysia closed after security threat

KUALA LUMPUR: The U.S. Embassy in Malaysia said Friday it has closed indefinitely following an unspecified security threat.

A consular notice sent by e-mail said the sprawling mission in Malaysia's main city, Kuala Lumpur, "was closed until further notice in response to a security threat against the Embassy.''

"At this time the Embassy has no information of specific, credible threats against private American interests in Malaysia,'' it said.

The e-mail gave no other details. - AP
[via TheStar]

Chicken ??!!!

Gold Card

What would you do 15 days before and after the Chinese New Year ?
When I were in my first year in University ( staying in the residential college ) , we played Chor Tai Dee 15 days before and after the Chinese New Year. Keng leh !!!
Haha.. there is one "mini-casino" which is my senior's room. We all gathered there to play card. If you pass by the room, look at the slipers outside the locked room, if there are more than 3 pairs, you know what is going on inside... It open 24hr/7days during the "operation period". we don't care whether our senior want to sleep, to take bath or got class... He passed a spare key to us.. hahahaha.. see we are good junior and he was a good senior !!

Check out this Junkin Trump Bridge deck from Mitsubishi Materials Corporation. Each card is made of 99.99% pure gold, is about 7 microns thick and weighs .73 grams It takes four weeks for the cards to be made by special order and they come in a specially-made box. Obviously, prices may fluctuate according to gold prices, but right now you can get ‘em for about $3,600.

Strategy for World Cup 2006

I have successfully analyzed the strategy that going to be used by the Brazil, England, France , Italy and Germany for the 2006 World Cup.... Who you think will win the cup.... Germany ???

Stop, my husband is coming

Please stop.... my husband is coming back..
Hahahahaha
This is what the cow will say if she know how to talk.

When No Fuel

Do you know what can you do if you are running out of fuel.. or you are running out of $$$$ for your car's fuel...
Ah-ha... just follow what this guy do....
but I am not sure your car engine will accept this.....

Parking at Middle East

Some parking scene that you will only find at Middle East . How much is the parking fee ? Anyone see this before while going for Haji ?
Hehehe if happen at Malaysia, sure the "car" will be missing when nearby the Hari Raya Korban...

Buying Wisma Wau Bulan

Hooray, Ah Beng won lottery of Magnum4d ( only RM60 ) and felt so happy.. He was thinking, what can he do with the money... errmm maybe start a small business..
So , Ah Beng called up a big guy who want to sell his Wisma Wau Bulan.

Ah Beng: Halo, I want to buy your wisma Wau Bulan, how much you want to sell ?
Big Guy : I am sorry, the Silantor don't allow me to sell it.
Ah Beng: Aiyaa,, can laa, can laa.. I buy at the price of RM60 woor !!
Big Guy : what ?!! U mean RM60 Billion ??
Ah Beng: RM60 laa..... wah lau eh.. you thought your building make from gold meh ?
Big Guy : but we have RM1.5M painting inside woor.
Ah Beng: Who cares ?? Potong Saya only sell it motor shop AhGutat at RM 4.49 only.. with my Rm60, I can buy 13 of the AhGutat leh.. you somemore sombong.. your wau bulan can go faster than motor meh....

Crazy Lelong by Malaysian

Lelong Lelong !!!! Cheap cheap company for sale....
Singapore want to compete with Malaysia on Year End Sales.. aiyaa.. like the Singlish said: no horse run laaa....
Buy euro70 million , sold at euro 1 ... who else can do that ??
Only Malaysia can... Malaysia, lu memang boleh ...
wa caya sama lu laaaa..

This is really a CRAZY YES ( year end sales ) !!!

Can't See

Anyone understand what this guy trying to do ? To prove that his poster is correct ?

Fertilizing Microsoft

I know a lot of people hate Microsoft , but the guy in the picture is too much already!!!
Hey guy , why you help to fertilize the Microsoft garden's grass ?!!

Cat Carrier

OMG !!!! Someone have invented this Cat Carrier... and do you saw the "screw" ? It really screwing up the cat laa...
Anyone who dare to use the carrier will sure is some one who is bad....

Airbag for PC

This is the latest innovation in office safety. When your computer crashed, an air bag is activated and you won't bang your head in frustation.
So keng leh... what do you think ? Going to show this to your boss since your PC is very laoyeh (Stone's aged PC ) oredi ?

After Chrismas Eve

hehehehe anyone will becomes like the guy inside the photo after the Christmas's eve ??

Your face now

Is this how you looks like now ? Aiii..... Christmas is coming and still got lots and lots of work haven't finish. Boss also stxxxd one... holiday is coming still give so many works.. he don't want celebrate, his own laa.. don't ask us to follow maa.... sigh!!!

It is BEARGUIN !!!

If a lion mix with a tiger, we called it as Liger..
what would happened when a bear mix with a penguin ?
hehehehe
It is BEARGUIN !!!
Anyone wanna add it into Wikipedia ?

PC for Lady ??

ah-ha... finally.... PC specially design for ladies !!
but not for all ladies , only for those who like to be leng leng ( beauty ) all the time..
p/s: sure got some guy out there also interested on this , isn't it ?

Answer to the Chicken and Egg

A lots of discussion have been running many many years ago whether the chicken comes first or the egg comes first.
Aiyoo why all of you burn out your brain's cells on this , I got the answer !
Neither chicken nor the egg....... It was the baby !!
See... think creatively

Dangerous: Blind Date

Oh No !!! She is MAMA. Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic date -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!
wah lau eh... like that also can arhh.. so, better not to have blind date.. hahahaha
If you read the news till end.. suprised !!! He still got father leh.... what the father thought leh ?

Closing Notice: not mine ok!!

Ever seen any blog closing notice before ? Wait.. wait... not my weblog laa ...
Don't misunderstood ok..
http://buangmasa.net/ : this blog is closed forever...
not bad hoor.. close also give notice..

AGAIN, my weblog is still active, so please do visit it while you are still breathing okay !!

Stupidity

Heard somebody mentioned this when having my breakfast at cafetaria:
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
How true ? Any comment ? Is this our Asian's mentality , maybe ........

Origin of PUMA logo

If you watch the HongKong latest drama: Ah Wong , at episode 7 , the new logo of the 3G mobile service is inspired by Ah Wong's space shuttle. Okay, that is in the drama.
But, do you know how PUMA get it logo ? One day , the designer's black cutie cat felt so tired, then it slept on the designer white T-shirt... so..... this have inspired the PUMA logo designer...
Don't believe arrh.... luckily I got a photo to show to all of you...

Santa Hit by aeroplane

Latest news from North Pole, maybe there will not be Christmas present for all of you this year !!
Uuwaaa... why ? why ?
Santa get hit by an aeroplane leh.. Don't believe ? See the picture above.
Pity him....
p/s: who is the designer , for sure he don't like Santa Claus

Peninsular Malaysia Cloud

Found this amazing picture from TV Smith.. wow, it is Peninsular Malaysia leh !!
Now you believe that God is watching us ?
But then, is this a hint on the Tsunami ? I really hope it is just a piece of God's art, not a hint.

No more Lonely

Feeling lonely in the coming Christmas ? Nobody having dinner together with you during the eve ? Don't worry , I have a great idea to share with you, "bao" you won't eat alone during Christmas or even Valentine's Day. You friend will somemore jealous leh becos you got so cute and sweet girlfriend.
Want to thank me ? Ohh.. easy laa.. just send me a present but not virtual one laa

Knock Door

Door bell is not functioning well, please knock the door.
Aiyo.. like that not knock door only, this is called: Pecah Rumah lor..

Road Fishing

Ice fishing is the sport of catching fish with lines and hooks or spears through an opening in the ice on a frozen body of water. OK.. this one we all know...
But how about fishing like on the road.. alamak!!!
Suitable to be used at Malaysia since Malaysia's road all lubang sana lubang sini punya... If this thing happen at Malaysia, for sure our minister will say that this is one of the reason why we make the road with holes.. hahahhaha
p/s: can be used as an attraction for tourist also leh..

My Site Score

Get to know Silktide SiteScore through Paulooi.com, SiteScore is a free tool which rates how well designed, popular and accessible your website is. So, I just tried it out on this blog..... and I WAS SO SUPRISED !!

Marketing: How well marketed, and popular the website is. 8.4
Design: How well designed and built the website is. 9.6
Accessibility: How accessible the website is, particularly to those with disabilities. 6.2
Experience: How satisfying the website is likely to be. 7.7
Overall Summary score for this website. 7.6

Little Britain

What ? Little Britain !!!
All you know is just Great Britain? .... oohh.... you are wrong.
Little Britain, New York is an area in Orange County, first settled in 1729 by Peter Mulliner, a devout Anglican, who named his farm Little Britain. The name spread to the surrounding region, which at that time the was part of Ulster County, New York.

Human Car Wash

People need bathing. Hospital patients need bathing too and to speed up this process, may we suggest the Human Car Wash? The HCW eliminates slipping and falling because the washees are strapped into a hanging harness and merely need to stand or dangle in a fixed position while the conveyor belt moves them from station to station. First the wetting station, then the soapy spray station, next the rinsing station and at the end, no towels are needed because there's a blow drying station! Developed in 1969 during the cold war, the inventor suggests the Human Car Wash can be built into a mobile trailer "to cope with the mass bathing requirements after an atomic bomb".

This is a real patented idea leh.. from America..

The End for TV

Your kid watch too much of TV ? or your girlfriend watch a lots of Korean Drama until no time left to spend with you ?
Here is the solution for you: Paste this sticker and you can start a new life.

Pen Watch

Watch+Pen ... what do you think ? A best match ?
The Cartier Fountain Pen Watch. It’s simple in some ways, and deliberately understated in others. Black lacquer, platinum finish, Cartier quartz movement, 18 K white gold nib. The price for such limited edition elegance, m’sieur? $1915.00. Will sir require a receipt?
Dear Santa; I do not want this for X'mas gift, just give me cash, thanks

Million Dollar

Christmas just around a corner, stil thinking what gift to give ?
The Million Dollar Bill is ideal for corporate gifts or promotional gifts to show customer appreciation and increase company visibility. Say, "Thanks a Million" for your business and show your clients that they are worth a million.
New contacts will always remember the person who made them an instant millionaire. The million dollar bill is printed on authentic bank note paper with real security features. With the feel of real currency, you will find it hard to believe you are holding a novelty gift item and not real money.

But, I prefer to get RM laa.. real one... RM1 coins also nevermind, I will go to BNM and change them.

The Emperor's New Clothes Ending

Do you know what is the ending of the story : The Emperor's New Clothes
Yaa.. let me tell you laa...
The boy who tell the truth, get caught and being punished of Ketuk Ketampi in nude.
Those ministers who can "see" the new cloth, being awarded: Otak-Otak from Muar ( because they have no OTAK maa )
and.. for your information, this story is true and happened at a nice land called BOLEHLAND

KING KONG: Wa kali Kong

Went for King Kong movie yesterday , errmm.... the first 2 hours pretty nice: King Kong + Jurassic Park.. I like it leh ... but then the last hour , aiya..boring abit, understand laa.. it is becos the storyline is limited, they gotta follow what the previous King Kong storyline maa.. but then, I am very beh syiok ( not like ) with the scene when Kong felt from the tower... it is ok when they made it in silence mode.. becos can draw attention maa.. but then , why don't they add some sound effect when Kong hit down. "PANG" or "PONG"h also nevermind maa. then splash the blood laa.. make it more real laa... adui !!

What is under the skirt

Hahaha... let see what is hiding inside the "skirt"...
no laa. it is KILT..
no matter what, children... you cannot do this..
Next: The wearing of undergarments with the kilt is sometimes a matter of debate...

Clock : BANNED

Clocks are being removed from banks to stop customers moaning about waiting times.
Timepieces are being removed from NatWest branches as part of a £150m refit. Branches in London have already seen the removal of prominent clocks.
According to The Sun, one worker admitted: "If people have been standing waiting to see a cashier for a long time they can get very cross. "With a clock there, it was difficult for us to disagree with them. Without one it's harder for them to complain."

Hahahaha... so "clever"... the customer not wearing any watch meh ?
I thought only Malaysia Boleh in "Boleh" proposal... mana tau Mat Salleh more "Boleh" than us..
aiiyaa like that got to think more weird thing to show to them.. Malaysia Boleh"est" !!

Draw A House

The way you draw a house says a lot about your personality. You can use this site to draw a house, answer some quesions based on your drawing then find out what your drawing says about you.You will then have the option to start a street which will give you a web address you can pass onto friends. When they draw a house after clicking your link their house is added to your street.
This is mine:
Based on the drawing and the 10 answers they gave this is a summary of their personality:Your house tells the world that you ought to be a leader. You are good at making friends and when the joyful moment arrives, you make the most out of it. You are shy and reserved. If you've drawn a cross on each of windows, you always want to live alone. Once you have a problem, you need a friend with you. son. You will avoid being alone and seek the company of others whenever possible. You love excitement and create it wherever you go. You see the world as it is, not as you believe it should be. You are not a romantic person by nature. It also safe to say that others don't see you as a flirt. You don't think much about yourself.

If you want to be apart of my street , here is the link , come and join me laa
http://www.drawahouse.com/takethetest/index.asp?street=b6c20a83998b7838565ea2b2795f4c34

And this is the street link : http://www.drawahouse.com/streets/PengYou-Street/

Don't Drink too much RedBull

Some advice from , don't take too many energetic drink....
although it will kept you "fresh" all day long.. but then..
this is the effect after I tried it on a cat..
For girl/guy who always complaint that you have small eyes..
ok la... you can try this out

Toilet ONLY for MUSLIM

As I know, food can be differentiated between Halal and non-Halal.. so it is reasonable laa to categorized restaurants / food.. but then.... at Zoo Melaka, toilet also need to be for Muslim and non-Muslim leh.. How are we going to attract foreign tourist ?
Apa nii .... ini kah Islam-Hadahri ? Please laa... Even PAS at Kelantan also more open-minded lor like that...
Malaysia... you really BOLEH laa...
p/s: this toilet is patented for Bolehlan only, can't found it at Saudi Arabia, Bahrain or even Iran.

Sound Proof Mic

You want to practice your Karaoke, but then you afraid that your neighbour will complain about your "GOOD" voice, here is the solution : The Soundproof Microphone.
Well, you are now environmental friendly , hahahah.. you get what I meant ,right

18 carrots Ring

Want to buy a ring for your girlfriend: 18 carrots Ring ..
Here is a suggestion... hahaha
Wow, talk about a misunderstanding !!! I don't think your girlfriend will like this kind of ring ?!
unless............ she is a BUNNY
sense of humour ? Don't blame me if she don't want to answer your phone call

Cell Phone user get beaten

Wah Lau........ get beaten leh....
so, you people still complaining about Malaysia's police..
see... more terrible one happen outside...
hehehehe; am I sound like Malaysia's NOH-stupid deputy minister..
neh.. the one NOH-want to admit he said... Balik laa..

Free Pizza Hut E-coupon

something to share with all of you, so that you can enjoy it during your weekend.. good thing must always share with friend one... isn't it ?so here is the free e-coupon from Pizza Hut.. oohhh only valid in Malaysia..
http://www.pizzahut.com.my/e-leaflet/e_msg_ECoupons.html
If you have any other e-coupon , do share with me lor..

GoodBye My Friend

I received a goodbye email from my best friend this week and I am very sad , here is the content:

Dear all,
I'm sorry to tell you all that yesterday ( 6-12-2005 ) was my last day. I may not see you all again.
But, some of my friends are still around. I'm sure you will miss me when you bump into them.
Regards.
RM1 coin

And guess what , my grandma still kept 750 of them , and I need to send them to Bank Negara to get exchange...

why its important to smile on photo

People always say: smile when take photo.
Do you know why it is such important to smile when you are in picture..
Nah.... this is what would happen if you don't smile..
Real picture..... believe it or not ?

I got the edited version of this pic , brightness adjusted..
leave a comment or mail me if you want to have it

Urine- For Sell

Wow.. now only I know that urine can make money...
Did hear from friend that little boy's urine can be used for medical usage..
but now..... it is for drink !!! ( 10 cent nia, quite cheap laa..)
OMG !!

Be a bear in next life

If this life, you are a woman ,
In next life , you would likely want to be a bear.
WHY ??
When you are a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat like crazy.

If you are a bear.
you mates EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and EXCESS body fat.

So, be a Bear in your next life !!

Not a Normal Ugly USB memory stick

This is an USB memory stick, and a pretty ugly one . But wait, before you all say “cheh, what is so intresting ” and start throwing rocks to my weblog, look at the screen on it!!

Do you see that ? This memory stick has a neat little dot-matrix screen, onto which it can display useful data such as the amount of free space or, oooooh, the date and time.
There is also a “custom” mode enabling you to put your own text message on the screen. A nice idea, if a little generic-looking.

I am sure, in the next coming PC fair, you will see this type of USB memory stick... of course.. with better look.. mmm.. and... Made in China...