Be a bear in next life

If this life, you are a woman ,
In next life , you would likely want to be a bear.
WHY ??
When you are a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat like crazy.

If you are a bear.
you mates EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and EXCESS body fat.

So, be a Bear in your next life !!