The Real Baby Sitting

yaa.. maybe you been baby sitting before.. but yours is not the REAL baby sitting.

PC bread

This guy must be a computer maniac ... can you see the bread in PC shape , with mouse and keyboard !!!
hahaha.. so creative and how to eat ? sayang laa
what brand is the bread arr ?? If Gardenia then can tahan very long time..
I left my gardenia bread in my car and forgot about it, a month later when I checked back,
OMG , the bread is still the same; still white....heheheheh u know what i mean, right

USS Forest

The new US carrier has been lauched ; the USS Forest.
Main mission: SAVE THE FOREST..

BALIK kalau tak suka

BALIK kalau tak suka !!!
First: Ini negara Islam, tak suka boleh keluar
Second: Kalau rasa kejam , boleh balik
Do they know what are they saying ?
errrm, BolehLand's MP.. hahahaha
really MALAYSIA BOLEH!!

Maggi Mee Keychain

Another cute keychain... see the bowl , so small
ermm.. so delicious... i wonder it is Maggi or Cintan mee ?

Stealing Keychain

Who steal my key ?? ooh.. it is my key chain who get stolen.
hahaha.. this key chain is so cute.

DITOLAK part 3

Please help me to think of reasons why Teresa Kok's motion should be DITOLAK:
With RM10

1. Can buy Utusan Malaysia from Monday to Saturday , balance RM1 can buy roti Gardenia.
2. Can watch Harry Potter on Wednesday , balance used for parking fee.
3. Can buy KFC Chicky meal
4. DVD Pontianak Harum Sundal Malam ( cetak rompak ) ; but illegal laa... RM7 only
5. Can call your friend at China for 20 minutes using Hotlink, only 50 sen/minutes. To inform them.. you are wearing shirt now.

so, what else ? you give the reason laaa

DITOLAK... part 2

I wonder , have he ever been to this Golf Club before ? oh yaa... for you out there.. you might need bullshit protector on tonight Buletin Utama on the reason why DITOLAK can be happened.

DITOLAK

DITOLAK !!!
While the ketuk-ketampi strip- ear-squats case spreading like wild fire across the globe, Malaysia's Parliament Speaker Ramli Ngah Talib rejected an emergency motion to debate the incident of a woman filmed as she was allegedly forced to strip and perform ear-squats at the Petaling Jaya police station. So dissapointed.......
World class no 1 Parliament woorr.......
Malaysia ; you really BOLEH laa

Family First

假如明天我们离开这个世界，
我们所服务的公司会在短短的几天里找人替代我们，
而我们的家人却在他们的生命里不断感受失去亲人的痛苦。
仔细想想，
我们对工作的投入往往超过了对家庭的投入，
这确实是个不太明智的投资，难道您不这样以为吗？
这给我们更深的启示是什么？
您知道家庭"Family"这个词的意味著什么吗？
家庭（FAMILY）
爸 Father
妈 Mother
我 I
爱 Love
你 You。

Santa, visit my website

Dear Santa ;
For this upcoming X'mas, please visit my website if you want to know what I want for X'mas. Please drop an email to me if you need any further information.

From; CyberBoy

Wah lau.. Santa need to have laptop and broadband oredi laa...

Gollum Browser

Gollum Wikipedia Browser : reducing the complexity of information, created a fast and eyefriendly browser through the free encyclopedia "Wikipedia". Originally this invention was built up for his daughter but now have been expanded it to the world for free as an open source project under GPL.

real programmers code in binary

For the programmers out there... do you know what is the highest level of programming..
erm.. here is the example.. the real programmers code in binary.

PC read my mind

While I was clicking on my window.. something strange happened..
the PC can now read my mind and it pop up as what you can see on the screen..
which one you will click on ? I will click on "Ctrl+Y"

Iraqi biological weapon is REAL..

Bush has proved that Iraqi biological weapon is REAL..
A photo taken by US spy have capture a biological weapon that able to launch Ballistic missiles. It can be operated without fuel which means cost and energy saving.
It is believe that it will become the weapon of the century.
Arabian Malaysian Koperasi Berhad have invested in producing this weapon.

Parking Tower

Parking Tower !!
This is what we called keng !!
If I am not mistaken , we have one at Petaling street, somewhere near the roadside florist.

How Honey been made

I been told that honey is good for health..
ermmm so I wonder how it been made.. and guess what..
this is how honey been made.... eeeeeeeeeee

What you should do when FART

Apart of Save Our Environmental campaign lauched by International Fart Association.
Do not release your gases through the environment , do filter it.
Campaign supported by IndiWati Koperasi..

Helmet for Big Head

A new helmet have been designed to be used for the Police squad. This helmet will help in protecting their "big head" ( besar kepala ) due to their attitude. This helmet contract will be given to a new company: Abu Ghraib and Cronies Pt Ltd which is owned by Lynndie England and Lynda KetamP bt P.Jaya.

Watermelon Art

wah lau eh.. watermelon only maa.. like that how to eat ?

Question By University of KetuKetampy

This is a question give in a General Paper for Bahasa at University of KetuKetampy at Cuba. This is to trained the student when they visit countries that use bahasa such as Singapore, Bolehland, Brunei or Indonesia. This will avoid them from performing unnecessary action such as ear squat which is believed will be listed in the 2008 Olympic, China

Anything will be taken down

Anything you said will be taken down, including the pant....
so , better keep quiet and said: I will wait for my laywer..
you will be safe then..

Saya Auntie Rasuah

what badge is that ??? ooohhhhh

Malaysia Most Wanted !!!

Malaysia Most Wanted !!!
Get your RM10 and poster of SAYA ANTI RASUAH if you able to found her...
and also... Nasi Kandar Kayu and Nasi Kandar Pelita... one month for free!!

Wait for me

Hey bus driver.uncle, wait for me… wait for me… I want to take bus… aaiiyaa.. you people very lousy lar… you want an old lady rush for u meh.. wait maa… I cannot go faster, later MATA ( police ) will saman me for overspeed.. if I get caught.. later they will ask me to be naked and do ketuk-ketampi.. I am so old oredi.. cannot do ketuk-ketampi... naked ok laa ; but if can , when capturing video, don't capture face can arrh.... paiseh (malu ) laa.. luckily my ahpek boyfriend is using NOKIA 3310, cannot see MMS one

Gymnastic Maniac

Uwaa... tired tired tired...
after those tuition classes , now mom forced me to learn up gymnastic..
even when I sleep also still need to practice...
I hope I can represent Malaysia in Olympic 2012..
Please give me support so that I can success in gymnastic..

Solar Spark Lighter

The Solar Spark Lighter is the world's only pocket size solar lighter. It is actually a stainless steel parabolic mirror, just like the one used to light the Olympic torch in Athens. It is designed to focus the suns radiant energy to a precise focal point which can reach 1000 degrees!

Put in pocket then accidently.......burned !!!

Bolehland Police's animal act video

Updated.. link to the damn Bolehland Police's animal act video( oppss... animal is better than them.. sorry to all animal )

http://www.malaysia.tv/frame/?VID=1426

Damn to the Satan's police of Bolehland

Get this photo from paulooi's blog . I think we should condemn the double damn police for their satan’s investigation style… pity the chinese women.. Fxxx to the police who did that…. especially the policewoman who is a bxxxx…. don’t she felt ashame too…. don’t she have the vxxxna too…. imagine showing her breast and vxxxa to public… damn !!!

Mengapa pakai tudung , mengapa puasa , mengapa sembahyang.. tapi perangai macam syaitan !!!
Ingat laa tuhan... ingat laa neraka... tempat anda di neraka sudah SAH...

p/s: this post is not a funny post.. but i felt that i need to post it ... to support justice.

Finding ChangJin

Finding Nemo... the Korean's ChangJin version...

Mahjung hair style

How much crazy you on Mahjung games ? erm.. i guess you not like the mahjung as much as these few gentlemen...
The coolest hairstyle you ever seen...
more "keng'er than the punk's trojan style

Awsama Being Caught !

Awsama Ben Lalin being caught while finishing his "business" in the toilet.
I hope the Awsama's supporter won't do something to my weblog becos I have posted his most valuable photo.
May I ask something; anyone know what is the brand of the toilet paper that he used ?

Tak Nak Campaign Part 2

After the TAK NAK campaign being launched; the cigarettes is not longer welcomed.
It ended by spending its life in Penang Botanical Garden...alone..

How to avoid car being stolen

Read in Paultan's that statistics have shown that in the first six months this year alone, 35,888 vehicles were stolen, leading to RM357 million ringgit in losses.
Wah.. this is terrible and we got to find a way to avoid our car being stolen...
How leh ??
Please follow as per above photo.

So Powerful

wah lau eh !!!! So fast and so powerful arrhhh...

New Toilet at Gurney Drive Part 2

After the proposal on new toilet at Gurney , Penang ; I do have a quick check on the contruction site at Gurney Drive on the proposed toilet location and do found this.
Ohh.. start working oredi the toilet !!!
How the Majlis Perbandaran P.Pinang will comment on this ?

Bird Flu in DizzyNiiLand ?

Oppss.... what happen to my Donald Duck ?
Is this the first case of bird flu in DizzyNiiLand ?

Another reason to become vegetarian...

Another reason to become vegetarian...
Will this happen when you are taking your breakfast...
Oh no !!!

Fifa Wall Hanger

If you happen to share a bathroom with a woman, you know how sometimes towels, robes, etc. can get confused between yours and hers. Now you can make it perfectly clear whose stuff is whose with the Fifa Wall Hanger ($24). Available in both male and female versions, they’re a fun way to add some color and life to a drab bathroom.
I like the design...

Passport Photo Generator

A new website, www.epassportphoto.com, is offering a free service to prepare your digital photographs for use on passports.

I am sure we don't need it becos the JPN already have the machine what !!

Replacement for Laptop

For blogger out there who do not own a laptop ; you can be happy now.
A special design fixture has been made so that you can access to your PC when you walk around.
So that , you won't miss any update in the blogsphere anymore

Recycle your PC part 1

I understand that you love your old PC monitor very much , and you not want to throw it away. OK laaa.. this is how you can use your monitor , shared it with your pet.. Happy leh !!!

Tak Nak Campaign Part 1

This is what had happened after Malaysian government launched the TAK NAK campaign.
Will Ministry of Health contact me for the source of the photo ?

Proposal: Toilet Design at Gurney Drive

In order to attract more visitor to visit the Pearl of Oriental , Penang , the Penang government decided to renovate and beautify the Gurney Drive.
I hereby have a suggestion. Just have a public toilet designed as per above, errmm.. you can still enjoy the beautiful of the Gurney Drive and Penang strait while completing your business..
Malaysia Boleh !!

Sexy Lips in toilet

Oh My God..... there is a sexy lips in toilet waiting for you..
I wonder ; will you still be able to finish your "business" there ?

BreastFeeding

Oh man.... now you got no reason not to breast feeding...
For ladies out there.. tell your darling husband to do it , OK !!

I am curious , have the inventor patented the design, if not.....
I am going to !!

DIY Handfree for mobilephone

yup !!! DIY handfree for your mobilephone.
It is ergonomically designed and comfortably to use;not only is it hands free, but the antenna is more then twice as far from your head reducing you exposure to harmful mobilephone rays by a factor of four!

Will you do it ? For me........ NO !!

Down Eyang..

Yup.. everybody is so busy with Down Eyang plastic surgery, so let's us see what is the difference...

OK.... save this picture and then turn it down (180 degree ) ; and you will see the Down Eyang...

before and after..

Melody of Broken Heart

This is what happen when heart broken...
Oh no !!! Not committing suicide

How bout Dec 05 ?

Since everyone is so busy with the Malaysian Blogosphere Special Edition 2006 Calendar ; then I think I should remind you guy out there....
Hey... there is still a month calll December !!!!

OK... if you cant remember.. then print out this .

Your ball will be removed ....

This is a sign board on BolehLand Royal Funny Golf Club...
hehheheh which ball is the signboard refer to ?

I wonder..... is this the reason why our BolehLand MP's always quiet on rakyat issue..?

44 natural airbag

Wow !!!! so this is what we called as natural airbag...
sure nothing happen one if accident happen...
so, to Proton.. you can now install in your savvy liao...

Hidden Camera in toilet

Oppss... I have found a hidden camera in toilet which have snap this photo..
Please do not continue surf if you are below 18

Standing In Line

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said :
"I want the men to make two lines......one line for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.
I want all of the women to report to Saint Peter."

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men.
The line with the men who were dominated by their wiveswas 100,000 miles long....
and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the head of your household. You have been disobedient and not fulfilled your purpose. I'd told you to be the spiritual leader in your family. Of all of you, only one obeyed! Learn from him!
Now, tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only man in this line?"

The man replied :"I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."

How many of you out there is on the longest line ???

Help.. Google PSA

Help !!!! My Blog only shows Google Public Service Adsense laa...
This happened after I publish the Hokkien Poem.. aiyooo Google didn't understand hokkien, I can accept laa.. but don't just put the PSA on my blog maa..
Somebody can help me on this ???

Google is Goooooongkia !!!

Phone for Elderly

The MS2000 Mobile Phone for the elderly. Five quick call numbers, hang up, dial and power buttons. What more do you need really, when it comes down to it? Italian designed, dual band, no LCD, ‘built in vibrator’, talk time 2 hours, 40 tone polyphonic ring.

Mmm... ngam for my grandma..