Malaysia's Gold Medal Winners at Doha Asia Games

Let's have a look at the Gold medal winners at the DOHA Asian Games:
Total medal standing list here:http://www.dohaasiangames.org/gis/menuroot/medals/InfoMedal.aspx
Full list of medal winners here:http://www.dohaasiangames.org/gis/menuroot/medals/InfoMedalByNOC.aspx?noc=MAS

We got our eight Gold medals thanks to the great efforts of the following:
(1)Badminton Men's Doubles TAN Boon Heong KOO Kien Keat
(2)Bowling Men's Trios HENG Boon Hian KONG Aaron Eng Chuan LIM Tow Chuang Daniel
(3) Bowling Women's Singles CHEAH Mei Lan Esther
(4) Women's Five Player Teams AZIELA Zandra CHAI De Choo Wendy CHEAH Mei Lan Esther CHOY Poh Lai KOH Suet Len Sharon ZULKIFLI Shalin
(5)Sailing Optimist - Women TAN Rufina Hong Mui
(6)Squash Men's Singles ONG Beng Hee
(7)Women's Singles DAVID Nicol Ann
(8)Wushu Women's Taijiquan - Two Events Combined CHAI Fong Ying

Bravo Malaysia !!

X'mas lesson : Dont behave good..

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was toprocess all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a lettercame addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address.He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

The letter read:
Dear God,I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterdaysomeone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all the money Ihad until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I hadinvited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I havenothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are myonly hope. Can you please help me?
Sincerely,Edna

The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the otherworkers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a fewpound. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected £96, whichthey put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day,all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner shewould be able to share with her friends. Christmas came and went. Afew days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

It read:
Dear God,How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because ofyour gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for myfriends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of yourwonderful gift. By the way, there was £4 missing.I think it must have been those b@stards at the Post Office.
Sincerely yours,Edna

The meaning of ABCDEFG

If you think you are so clever and know the "ABCDEFG"...
YOU ARE WRONG !!
Do you know the hidden meaning of "ABCDEFG" ?

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.

How about reverse the meaning of "GFEDCBA" ?

Girls Forgot Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again

Electronic Fossil Found

Breaking News !!

Our ancient are more civilized than what we are now !!!

They have had supercomputer long long time ago .

China have found fossil of electronics part , to be more accurate : SuperComputer used by the so called primitive human..

"Monsoon" picture of Pak Lah

Haha ... here is the picture of the years ( I use "years", becos I believe the anti-Lah movement will using this for years ... )
"It is OK if you are Ali, Ahmad or Hassim , but not if your are the keturunan ulama..., who claim to be alim ".. this is what I get from my muslim friend when I asked , why he so angry with the photo ?
ermm.. I donno , anyone want share their view ?

For me , I felt that this is nothing , the PM just showing some social skill, be friendly. After all , it is just a dinner. Nothing big deal.. The lady can be his daughther , ok ..
I hope those guys that shout like hell will stop their narrow-minded talk on this topic.

Convert Normal TV to Plasma TV

Having a plasma tv is always a dream for some of us .
Now I have an idea how to convert your existing TV to plasma TV.
Get ready for the ultimate transformation !!
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Touch N Go : service charge ??

There was a rumor saying that Touch N Go is going to charge the consumer 50 cents service charge when we top up the TnG card. However , it seems to be not correct ..
Please refer to below :

All service outlets except Touch 'n Go counter and drive-thru kiosk at Rangkaian Segar Sdn Bhd belong to the service providers/operators. Please refer table below for the service charge imposed by each operator.

Highways Nil
Public transports (LRT/KTM Komuter) Nil
Petronas RM0.50
Banks - ATMs (users must have an ATM account) RM0.50
Banks - CDMs (open to all customers) RM1.00
Third party agents RM0.50

Below please find the reload counters where you can reload your card without the service charge imposed.
1)PLUS EXPRESSWAY · Kedah : Alor Setar (U), Sg Petani (S) · P.Pinang : Jawi, Juru, Sg Dua, Perak : Bidor, Bkt Tambun (S), Ipoh (S), Jelapang, Taiping (U) · Selangor : OBR Sg Buloh, Batu Tiga, Sg Besi, Sg Rasau, Subang, USJ, Seafield, KLIA · Kuala Lumpur : Damansara, Jln Duta, Kota Damansara · N.Sembilan : Bdr Baru Nilai · Melaka : Ayer Keroh, OBR Ayer Keroh · Johor : Ayer Hitam, Kempas, Yong Peng (U), Tmn Perling, 7.30 am to 7.30 pm, Monday to Sunday (including Public Holidays).
2) Penang Bridge Sdn. Bhd. Monday to Friday (8.00 am to 5.00 pm)
We hope we have addressed your concern adequately.If you have any queries, please do not hesitate to contact our Touch 'n Go Careline Centre at 03-7628 5115 (7.30am to 7.30pm : Monday to Sunday). We will be glad to assist you.

Kind Regards,AZLINA YAKUBExecutive -
Touch 'n Go Customer Response Centre

UMNO motorshow ... best nye !!

We heard about those "beachy" and "mental-ill" ( amok is apart of mental illness) U Must No Object delegates hoo-haa about how "poor" and how "marginalized" they are..

Well .. let see what is the car that they used during the annual sure-heboh convention a.ka. UMNO motorshow.. ( but , no pretty girl to see leh )

kpd pakcik dan makcik ( if they do read this post .. )
siapa kata Melayu tak boleh berjaya.. nak berjaya , masuk UMNO laa..
dah masuk ?? tapi masih miskin??
Ohh.. ini kerana , pakcik dan makcik tak kenal orang besar laaa !!




**original link from Menj...

Islamic blog with perempuan seksi adsense

Sometime , Google Adsense really play a fool , and might cause misunderstanding...

Imagine , a blog that share the ideals of a democratic society, and a State that endorses the Qur'an and as-Sunnah as its basis having adsense of Perempuan Melayu Seksi ???

What a big mess!!

Well , I would said.. it was not your fault , my dear "Critical Thought"

Still not enough !!

Never Ending.. Never Enough... hear this !!
Old grandma said , we must always upgrade ourselves.. Nah.. maa upgrade liao lor...
from 30% to 70%....

Romantic 1st lines...and deadly 2nd ones

Rhymes with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

Confimed: Dr. Mahathir warded to IJN

The previous post on Dr Mahathir illness ( published on 11.53 am ) have been confirmed . Bernama, The Star have published the same news :

Bernama
November 09, 2006 12:33 PM
Mahathir Admitted To IJN For Mild Heart Attack
KUALA LUMPUR, Nov 9 (Bernama) -- Former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad has been admitted to the National Heart Institute (IJN) here Thursday for mild myocardial infarct (mild heart attack).Dr Mahathir, who will be 81 next month, had complained of mild chest pains in the early hours today and was then admitted to the Coronary Care Unit (CCU) for observation, IJN said in a statement here.His condition is stable and he is expected to be kept under observation for one week.

Dr. Mahathir warded to IJN ?

There was words saying that Tun Dr. Mahathir have been warded to IJN for observation early in the morning today due to "sedikit kesesakan dada". He is in a stable condition now.
Awaiting for IJN official press release.
Anyone want to confirm this "words" ??

Istana Keadilan

Haha.. This guy must be a hardcore supporter of DSAI..
see the motif behind this : Melayukan "Palace of Justice" di Putrajaya
Palace of Justice will become... Istana Keadilan ..

I would suggest , change it to Istana Kehakiman laaa..

Osama Bin Laden is Hokkien lang

Do you think Osama bin Laden is an Arabian ??
No... No.. you are wrong..
I can prove that.. He, instead , is a Hokkien lang dressed in Arabian.
Dont believe me ?? Nah.. listen this ...

Mayday for Malaysian

We are going to celebrate the 50 years of Merdeka next year and guess what... these are what have come out from a mouth of a Menteri Besar :
Bangsa Malaysia : Rejected..
Meritocrasy : Stopped

If any of the normal Malaysian out there mentioned about this in public, sure will be escorted by the SB soon.. but not if you are UMNO Mentri Besar..
Celebration of 50 years of merdeka ? What a shame !!
God Save Malaysia....................

Animal's Dream: Zebra

Remember Mama's advise : Always use the "man-crossing" when crossing road..
for your own safety !!

Animal's Dream : Duck

It is time for revenge !! Shoot the man .. Shoot the man .. oh yeah !!

12 signs when u falling in love

12. You'll read his/her SMS over and overagain...
11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...
10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...
9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat faster and faster...
8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.
7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other people around you...you can only see that person...
6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.
5. He/She becomes all you think about.
4. You'll get high just by their smell...
3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them..
2. You'll do anything for him/her...
1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.

3 Damn Words: Part II

“Please forgive me.”
Many broken relationships could be restored and healed if people would admit their mistakes and ask for forgiveness. All of us are vulnerable to faults, foibles and failures. A man should never be ashamed to own up that he has been in the wrong, which is saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

"I thank you."
Gratitude is an exquisite form of courtesy. People who enjoy the companionship of good, close friends are those who don't take daily courtesies for granted. They are quick to thank their friends for their many expressions of kindness. On the other hand, people whose circle of friends is severely constricted often do not have the attitude of gratitude.

"Count on me."
A friend is one who walks in when others walk out. Loyalty is an essential ingredient for true friendship; it is the emotional glue that bonds people. Those that are rich in their relationships tend to be steady and true friends. When troubles come, a good friend is there indicating you can "count on me."

“Let me help.”
The best of friends see a need and try to fill it. When they spot a hurt they do what they can to heal it. Without being asked, they pitch in and help. People become closer and enjoy each other more

"I understand you."
if they feel the other person accepts and understands them. Letting your spouse know in so any little ways that you understand them is one of the most powerful tools for healing your Relationship. This applies to any relationship.

"I love you."
Perhaps the most important three words that you can say. Telling someone that you truly love them satisfies a person's deepest emotional needs; the need to belong, to feel appreciated and to be wanted. Your family, your friends and you, all need to hear those three little words.
I love you.

3 Damn Words: Part I

"I'll be there."
If you have ever had to call a friend in the middle of the night, to take a sick child to hospital, or when your car has broken down some miles from home, you will know how good it feels to hear the phrase "I'll be there." Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When we are truly present for other people, important things happen to them and us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally and spiritually. Being there is at the very core of civility.

"I miss you."
Perhaps more marriages could be saved and strengthened if couples simply and sincerely said to each other "I miss you." This powerful affirmation tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired and loved. Consider how ecstatic you would feel, if you received an unexpected phone all from your spouse in the middle of your workday, just to say "I miss you."

“I respect you.”
Respect is another way of showing love. Respect conveys the feeling that another person is a true equal. If you talk to your children as if they were adults you will strengthen the bonds and become close friends. This applies to all interpersonal relationships.

Your Life ?

Life before marriage is HOTLINK
" u can express yourself ".
During honeymoon is TMTOUCH
" Always get in Touch ".
After Honeymoon is MAXIS
"Wherever u go ; your wife network follows".
After one year Life is DIGI
" ur wife can change your life ".
After 10 years Life is CELCOM
" Subscriber is not reachable "

Animal's Dream : Bat

Animals, like people, have dreams. They have their own dreams. I am going to start a series of post on the animal's dream..

Let us start with bat.. errm.. I wonder , which type of blood that it need ? the "O" type so that it wont worry about "rejection" ?

You and Me are also Donkey

A good story for all of us to follow in our careers and social life........ ...
Once upon a time a Washerman was bringing up two donkeys.Let us say Donkey-A and Donkey-B.
Donkey-A felt it was very energetic and could do better than the other. It always tried to pull the washerman's attraction over it by taking more load and walking fast in front of him.Innocent Donkey-B is normal, so it will walk normal, irrespective of the washerman's presence. After a period of time, Washerman started pressurising Donkey-B to be like Donkey-A. But Donkey-B unable towalk fast, got continuous punishment from washerman. It was cryingand told personally to Donkey-A
"Dear friend, only we two are here,why to compete with each other....we can carry equal load at normal speed ".That made Donkey-A all the more energetic and next day it told to washerman that it can carry more load and even it can run fast also.Obviously happier washerman looked at Donkey-B.., his BP raised and he started kicking Donkey-B.
Next day with smile, Donkey-A carried more load and started running fast. But it was breathtaking forDonkey-B and it couldn't act that way....But the washerman was frustrated, so he harassed Donkey-B terribly, and finally it fell down hopelessly.Then Donkey-A felt itself as a supremo and happily started carrying more load with great speed. But now the Load of the Donkey-B is also being carried by Donkey-A., and still it has to run fast.
For somep eriod it did, finally due to fatigue it got tired and startedfeeling the pain. But washerman expected more from Donkey-A. It also tried best, but couldn't cope up with his owners demand. TheWasherman got angry with Donkey-A also and started harassing to take more load... Donkey-A was crying for long time and then tried its best... But it couldn't meet the owner's satisfaction.
Finally theday came when due to frustration the washerman killed Donkey-A and went for searching some other Donkeys.Its an endless story....... ...

But the moral of the Story in Corporate and social life is......,
"Think all colleagues are same and that everyone is capable.... Always Share the Load equally..... Don't ever act smart in front of yourBoss and never try for getting over-credit. ..
Don't feel happy when ur colleague is under pressure..
"It doesn't matter if u r A or B, for the Boss u shall be always DONKEY
And most importantly,
Never Work Hard, Work Cleverly.... .
"Success is a journey not a destination"

How Mahathir Know about KJ

Mahathir said that Pak Lah being advised by his Son-In-Law and the gang..
how he knew that ?
Ohh... see this :

No Wonder laa...

Change every old stuff

We need to catch up with today's modern technology..

Old type of office must be upgraded..

Change the type writer to PC..

Change every old stuff.. Yaa... everythings..

They really meant it !!!

Hairy Sexy

Fuiyoo... finally successfully get someone to do some hairy sexy advertising for the "AskForFun" blog.

Nowaday, everything also need good marketing skill, cannot kedekut liao..

So how ? Do you like the poster ?

hehhehe.. hairy sexy leh !!!

Will this be sensored ?

The Bishop and the donkey

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was sopleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: ..... PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the localpaper headline read:BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline thenext day:NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey,so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back thedonkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

At last, the Bishop was buried the next day.

MORAL OF THE STORY?
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life .. stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer and be a lots happier!

WWII , Japanese Secret Army

I think I have a real reason why during WWII , Japan can conquer Malaya in such very short time.

Cheh.. the Japanese is cheating, they used secret army: the Robot...

Big Wok !!

Alamak !! Really big wok laa..

I mean they surely need a big wok to fried the egg , rite ?

I found Pikachu !!

Finally , I found you.

Ladies and Gentlemen;

The creature in the Pokemon is not just an imaginary..

it is real..

here I present.. the cutie pokemon : Pikachu !!

Black Hole that will suck you !!

OK.. let guess.. what is this ?
Err.. something that will affect your appetite..
wild guess , anyone ?
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Eeekk !!! Gelinya !!!

Only for Adult !!

No words to describe..

it is all depens on your imagination..

Share with us , your "imagination"..

Middle East Chronology

Who has controlled the Middle East over the course of history? Pretty much everyone. Egyptians, Turks, Jews, Romans, Arabs, Greeks, Persians, Europeans...the list goes on.
Who will control the Middle East today? That is a much bigger question.
Maps of War, takes you, the viewer, from 3000 B.C.E through the present, 2006 C.E. It’s also constantly updated with the ever-evoling conflict issues. If you have any confusion over the conflicts in the Middle East and the history surrounding it, watch this presentation.

Great Raya advertisement

Poignant advertisement from Petronas for this coming Raya.. Kudos to Petronas for always having shown delightful AND meaningful advertisements during festive seasons, but, this ad really takes the cake.

Is this another Yasmin Ahmad's masterpiece ?

Errmm .. anyone know what is the name of the malay song that played as a backgroud music ?

Could you pls share with me ...

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri kepada muslimin dan muslimat..

Maaf Zahir dan Batin

Selling Islam for 20 cents ??

Another thought from Rockybru's blog reader

Several years ago an imam moved to my area. He often took the bus from his home to the downtown area. Some weeks after he arrived, he had occasion to ride the same bus. When he sat down, he discovered that the driver had accidentally given him twenty cents too much change.

As he considered what to do, he thought to himself, you better give the twenty cents back. It would be wrong to keep it. Then he thought, oh forget it, it's only twenty cents.. Who would worry about this little amount? Anyway, the bus company already gets too much fare; they will never miss it. Accept it as a gift from Almighty Allah and keep quiet.
When his stop came, the Imam paused momentarily at the door, then he handed the twenty cents back to the driver and said " Here, you gave me too much change."
The driver with a smile replied, " Aren't you the new Imam in this area? I have been thinking lately about going to worship at your mosque. I just wanted to see what you would do if I gave you too much change."
When the Imam stepped off the bus, his knees became weak and soft. He had to grab the nearest light pole and held for support, and looked up to the heavens and cried "Oh Allah, I almost sold Islam for twenty cents!

Remember, we may never see the impact our actions have on people. Sometimes we are the only knowledge of Quran someone will read, or the only Islam a non-Muslim will see. What we need to provide, Insya Allah is an example for others to see.

Be careful and be honest everyday, because you never know who is watching your actions and judging you.

Respect and Understanding

A real story by Rockybru's blog reader:

When I was a kid, I brought home a Malay classmate who lived in the kampung nearby. After having fun on the lawn, we were all sweaty and hungry. My mother wanted to go to the shop and pack some food to treat us to “mee mamak” and “teh tarik”. My friend declined. My mother coaxed him, but he still declined.
Then my mother seemed to understand my friend’s concern.
She said to him “How about roti canai? You can eat straight from the packet – no need to use a plate. How about a bottled drink? You can drink straight from the bottle – no need to use a cup.” My friend nodded shyly.
Later, we were in the kitchen, eating with our hands, and chatting away happily.
I learned from my mother to respect my friend.
I learned that my friend had learned from his parents not to use crockery in a non-Muslim house.
I learned that he must respect his parents and what they had taught him.

One small lesson, but it brings two young people a lifetime of mental evolution.

Unbelievable scene found in a hotel

Based on a true story...

something had happened in the hotel A , room 0124 yesterday .

After Mr. A_F check out from the hotel room , the cleaner perform her daily routine..

cleaning the room..

and guess what is waiting for her ?

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the BUAYA DARAT !!

Man is Animals..

try to count how many animals in the "face"...

err.. actually I dont have the answer..

but.. I count , 26 animals lor.. how bout u ?

Elephant Climb Tree

Ever wonder whether elephant know how to climb tree ?

Guess no more.. they can !!!!

Dont believe me ??

See this laaa... no ladder , right ?

Fauzi Takaful: Tarik Balik Haram

oh...ooohh.... at last; the uztaz ciplak ( I said ciplak becos even the Perak Mufti and the Selangor vice Mufti also disagree with his "fatwa palsu" ... sin during Ramadhan.. teruknye.. )
But... is this only what Takaful will do ? ermm... do you think this is enough ?

** note the sentence that Ayatollah Fauzi used ? "Saya ingin menegaskan bahawa emel berkenaan merupakan pandangan peribadi saya dan bukannya pandangan rasmi Takaful Malaysia"
Masih tak bertaubat lagi.. ish-ish.. tak tau laa apa nak jadi dengan budak nii..

Buah cempadak di luar pagar,
ambil galah tolong jolokkan,
Saya, Fauzi Mustaffa, uztaz baru belajar,
kalau salah tolong maafkan...

Takaful Malaysia : TAK Haram dah !!!

Takaful Malaysia made a U-Turn.. No more Haram...

I wont say it is a victory but i would say that it a very lucky day for all the peace lover Malaysian , except those with katak bawah tempurung mentality.. especially.. the Ayatollah Fauzi, wonder what is happening to him ? Anyone got any insider news on him ?

Takaful Malaysia would like to stress that the contents and views of the email regarding the Deepavali Greetings do not in any way represent the views of Takaful Malaysia.
As per Takaful Malaysia’s previous statement on the issue, we would like to apologise for any confusion and ill-feelings that may have arose from the email. Takaful Malaysia wishes that this issue has been clarified and solved following the views attributed to Sahibul Samahah Perak State Mufti and Selangor Darul Ehsan State Mufti as reported by The New Straits Times on 15th October 2006 (It’s no sin to say Happy Deepavali).
Last but not least, Takaful Malaysia would also like to take this opportunity to wish all Malaysians of Hindu faith a very Happy Deepavali.
Thank you.

Perak mufti Datuk Seri Harussani Zakaria ( who is also a National Fatwa Council committee member), said it was not blasphemous to extend wishes to someone celebrating a festival."There is nothing wrong if we (Muslims) wish our non-Muslim friends, Happy Deepavali, Merry Christmas or Happy Chinese New Year.
[via: NST]

p/s: siapa yg lebih layak ?

Mufti atau Pegawai Takaful Malaysia ?

Ahli Majlis Fatwa Kebangsaan atau Penasihat Jabatan Syariah Takaful Malaysia ?

How to Beat Your Wife The Islamic Way

"Two male friends attended courses recently where the ustazah taught them how to beat their wives the Islamic way. Take a towel, tie a knot at one end and beat her all over, except her face. If she is pregnant, you can beat her anywhere but her stomach!"

-Snippet of Zainah Anwar on Friday: Stemming the 'I divorce you' trend-

Well.. what ever is the reason behind the action of 'whacking'... I am going to show the husband the fingers of Fury !!

Dont beat laa.. direct ............... Talak Tiga !! ( make sure you dont ask for cina-buta later )...

BTW...

Rileks laa

Out of Office Replies

There will be a long holiday for DeepaRaya next week ( yes.. I am using DeepaRaya.. so what ?? ) , and definitely some of you will need to setup the auto-out of office reply..

OK, you may choose from here..

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.

2. I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

3. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

4. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.

5. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you sendme until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

6. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged RM5.99 forthe first ten words and RM1.99 for each additional word in your message.

7. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

8. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply inapproximately 19 weeks.

9. Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.

10. Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by yourPC for my response.

11. Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother toleave me any messages.

12. I've run away to join a different circus.

AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE;

13. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medicalreasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Siti' instead of'Rashid'.

No More McD !!

Oh No !!! No....... Plsss......... No !!

What is happening ???

No more McD ......... becos "he" have been arrested by police..

Wuuu haaa...

No more.. "I'm Lovin It"

How to Make A Man Happy

After the post of "how to make a woman happy" , a reader of AskForFun have asked me to list out another post of how to make a man happy...
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1. Leave him alone

How To Make A Woman Happy ?

To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
53. To never forget:Birthdays, Anniversaries and ......

What is Friend for ?

Friends may not be able to pull you UP..

BUT

They will think of ways, not to let you FALL

Takaful Malaysia: STILL Haram !!

Cheh.. what do you mean ??? It seems like Takaful Malaysia is standing on the semi-fatwa side. " for the purpose of internal circulation and as an advice or an opinion for our staff only."

Doesnt this mean that Takaful Malaysia agreed that it is Haram to wish Happy Deepavali ??

What happen to the uztaz ?? Maybe get promoted.. ayatollah fauzi!!

Assalamu Alaikum and Good Day
We would like to refer to the email that purportedly represents Takaful Malaysia’s view regarding Deepavali Greetings where the said email has been widely circulated among internet users through email distribution and several weblog sites.
Takaful Malaysia hereby would like to inform that the said email has been sent by our Shariah Dept. staff for the purpose of internal circulation and as an advice or an opinion for our staff only.
The contents and views expressed in the said email therefore are not Takaful Malaysia’s official stand, and definitely are not an edict or final reference for use by any unrelated parties.
In relation to this, Takaful Malaysia would thus like to request all parties which have received the said email to refrain from forwarding it to other parties in order to avoid any further misunderstanding and/ or misinterpretation. We also wish to apologise to all for any confusion that may have arisen from the misinterpretation of the said email.
Thank you. Wassalam

Musical Condom

The picture tells the tale—that's right, it's a musical condom. Its tone varies with your position and intensity... so ; cannot say anything.. no word to say anymore..

A Ukrainian scientist has invented a condom that plays music during sex.
Hryhory Chausovsky developed the birth-control device as a novelty and as an aid for more pleasurable love-making, he said.
A miniature loudspeaker and motion sensor implanted in the condom's upper cuff provides a range of musical tones during sex. Music volume depends on intensity of love-making and tone varies based on the sexual position.

"The condom's sound is directly related to the emotional level of the users," he said.
The condom's main limitation, however, is primitive sound quality, similar to tones produced by first-generation cellphones. Testing has shown no danger of electric shock to users of the device, Chausovsky claimed.

Management..........no eye see !!

On walking into the factory, the CEO noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.
He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?"
The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less,
"I earn RM2,000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"
Without answering, the CEO took out his wallet and removed RM 6,000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 month's salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".
The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight. Noticing a few onlookers, the CEO said in a very upset manner, "And that applies for everybody in this company".
He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man that I just fired?"
To which an amazing reply came of,
"He was the pizza delivery man, Sir...!!!"

Update on the Takaful Malaysia : Haram..

Update on the Takaful Malaysia : Haram.. post.

An e-mail from Takaful Malaysia’s Syariah department head Fauzi Mustaffar forbidding Muslims to wish Hindu friends Happy Deepavali is a narrow interpretation of Islam, says Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department Datuk Dr Abdullah Md Zin. [via TheStar]
In particular, the last paragraph reads: "When contacted for his comments, Fauzi said the e-mail was in response to enquiries from employees and was only meant for internal circulation."In not so many words, the person stands by what he wrote in his e-mail, internal circulation disclaimer notwithstanding.

If extending greetings to a non muslim, who his celebrtaing his festival is not permitted in Islam, what about doing business with a non muslim! Is that allowed in Takaful Malaysia ?

Explaining that it was an internal memo advising takaful staff, is clearly not enough. The CEO of takaful should take action against( terminate ) the officer who hold such views, cos' if does not do that, it shall become the stand of Takaful Insurance Malaysia.

Which means non muslim co. & individuals doing business with Takaful should reconsider their business relationship with this company.Who knows if in future an officer of the company might just decide not to pay out Insurance claims to a non muslim cos, it might not be permitted in Takaful Malaysia's Islam ??? Will this happen ?? I dont know , you better find out with Takaful Malaysia yourself..

Start the boycott campaign now !!!

Do not take the Takaful Mortgage Insurance offered by HSBC.......

Who is Fauzi Mustaffar ?

Answer: Secretary of the Shariah Supervisory Council , Takaful Malaysia.

Takaful Malaysia: Haram..........

OK... now here comes another moron.. but this round is a Corporate !!

WTF.... wish Happy Deepavali also cannot arrh ?? These are the moron that spoilt the Islam's image.. next round is cannot talk with non-muslim.. diorang kafir.. nanti nafas ada bau bxbx... then you better live in another planet laa... takda otak....

Talk no more... start boycott the Takaful Malaysia !!!

From RockyBru

An official of the Syariah Department at Takaful Malaysia has confirmed issuing an e-mail discouraging the Muslim staff of the public-listed company from wishing its customers "Happy Deepavali" as it was against the syariat.

Issue linked from: walski69

p/s: Will CIA start investing the Takaful Malaysia since there is some terrorist mentality in their management?

Just need to pay RM5 - Cinema Ticket

Community Service Announcement:
GSC GURNEY PLAZA 2006 BLOCKBUSTERS RE-RUN SHOWTIME 05/10/2005 TO 18/10/2005(RM 5.00 FOR ALL DAYS ALL SHOWS)
The movies offered................. here !!

Smart Sabahan

Filipino, Indonesian and a Sabahan are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Filipino drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In Manila our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Indonesian [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls outhis gun and shoots the glass to pieces.He says "In Jakarta we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
OUR Sabahan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Filipino and Indonesian.
He says "In Sabah we have so many Filipino and Indonesian that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

Car for Road Bully

A special car designed just to provoke the malaysian's famous car bully..

Drive it on the road and be ready to be the news on tomorrow headline.

Ever wonder why.... ??

The more I learn about English , the more I get blur..
Can some one pls enlighten me on these.. thanks!!

1. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
2. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
3. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
4. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
5. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
6. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
7. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

New Toilet Signs

Yo !! Yo !!

Ladies and Gentlemen,, open your eyes wide-wide ( hehehe DBP only fine the bahasa rojak user , not for english rojak user.. so neh-min laa.. just remember.. masa balik kampung, jangan potong Q , oppss )..

OK . back to the main point. There will be several new toilet signs to be chosed from instead of the dull curut man sign.. Weet weet.. cantik ka ?

Terrible News

An image of terrible news that have been flying around especially on thursday morning..

Malaysian Chinese have been marginalized

Yeah... Lee Kuan Yew is correct.
Malaysian Chinese have been marginalized.
Please refer to the statistic :

The Chinese population in Malaysia is about 25% , if we follow the Khairy's theory , there should be about 8202 drug addict among chinese.

** Updated : I am not racist or anti-malay , but just would like to show to all of you that Khairy's theory is totally not acceptable..