Quotes from "Famous" Mothers

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, dear. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"

BATMAN'S MOTHER:
"It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance will be!"

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
"Albert... Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something....?"

SUPERMAN'S MOTHER:
"Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now; will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths!"